Thursday, November 16, 2023

Bobservations

A new Mexican restaurant opened in town and Carlos I decided to give it a go even though there are already three Mexican restaurants nearby that we love. But … the Reposado Margarita, made with a splash of Tamarind Juice was spectacular—so good that I will be stocking the juice at Casa Bob y Carlos permanently—and the food was also delicioso. Better still, our server Marcus was a hot nugget with an ass you could bounce a quarter off of … though I didn’t try.

Best part of the evening? Dessert; Carlos has a major sweet tooth—I told Marcus he was a dessert head—and usually orders dessert and I take a bite and then I’m done. But a mistake was made in the kitchen and we ended up with two different desserts and I took a bite of each and watched as Carlos polished them both off. Marcus came back to the table, where both desserts were finished off, the dirty plates sitting in front of Carlos, and said:

“Wow. You really are a dessert head.”

And that’s Carlos’ reputation in Camden continues to spread. And he’s good with that.

This week’s Tuxedo Memory comes from February 2012

“Tennessee Tuesday: Tuxedo Is Not At All Pleased With You

He loves 'Modern Family'. He has two daddies, too.”

For the record, back in 2012, Modern Family was dragged into Tennessee’s ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill when GOP asshat state Senator Stacey Campbell declared the TV comedy a bad influence for kids because it featured two gay dads.

And that sent Tuxedo into politics.

Goddess I adore Pink, and now I have another reason for doing so.

She has teamed with free-speech advocates PEN America and Books & Books, a bookseller founded in 1982 , to distribute 2,000 copies of four books that have been banned by various public schools.

Read the banned books.

Roof EZ, a Florida roofing company, owned by Jason Pollym has started the 'Roof and Gobble' promotion, giving away a turkey and an AR-15 to anyone who buys a roof. Gun nut Jason Polly says:

“Everybody should have an AR-15. Everybody should have the means to protect their homes and their family. It’s not really catered to anybody, any state, any political view, anything like that. It’s all about safety.”

Sure, asshat. It’s strictly catered to Gun Nuts, Republicans and MAGAts.

After Lauren Boebert helped get Marjorie Taylor Greene kicked out of the House Freedom Caucus, Greene started channeling her inner mean girl to pay back her frenemy by calling her a whore after Bobo’s crotch-groping night at the theater.

Yes, the woman whose husband divorced her after she had an affair with a gym owner, and maybe the gym owner’s friend and may even another guy, is tossing around the word “whore.”

Look in the mirror, Marge, if you dare.

Thirty-five years after Tracy Chapman’s iconic track 'Fast Car' was released, the singer-songwriter became the first Black artist to win Song of the Year at the Country Music Awards; Luke Combs also won the CMA for Single of the Year for his cover of the song. While Chapman wasn’t present at the CMAs, presenter Sara Evans read a prepared statement from the musician:

“There is this genuineness and pure authenticity in folk music. I’m sorry I couldn’t join you all tonight. It’s truly an honor for my song to be newly recognized after 35 years after its debut. Thank you to the CMAs and a special thanks to Luke and all of the fans of ‘Fast Car.’”

Congrats to Tracy on this honor.

PS I like her version better.

Last week the Final Jeopardy category one night was “The Catholic Church” and as I like to do I began shouting the answers before even hearing the question:

"Who are Nazi sympathizers? Who cares more about money than the poor and the unfed? Who are pedophile priests? Who denied eyewitness reports of mass executions during the Holocaust? Who did the church burn at the cross for dressing like a man? Who absolved sins for cash payments, including sins that hadn’t yet been committed?"

The answer was: 

"The 1456 posthumous annulments of this woman’s sentence by the church was witnessed by her mother Isabelle?"

And the answer was: 

"Joan of Arc."

I was close.

This is Spanish model Sergi Salamanca who looks good in jeans and briefs and jocks and suds and especially without pants, but … Would You Hit It?

31 comments:

  1. Love that photo of Tuxedo in the red blankie!

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    1. That was one of his favorite spots to hide in at nap time!

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  2. That final jeopardy question on the Catholic Church really made me laugh! I saw what Pink did yesterday. Kudos to her.

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    1. I probably could have gone on and on, too.
      I love Pink as well; she stands for things. She speaks up.

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  3. You've got my taste buds flowing, what desserts did Carlos eat?

    Joan of Arc was sold to the English by the Burgundians and it was they who burned her because she'd got the French people fighting to get back their own country! Now, instead of stealing other people's countries, not my government is trying to offload immigrants to a rogue state where the police kill immigrants....and this government is headed by a second generation immigrant - empathy plucked out at birth?

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    1. Carlos had Deep Fried Ice Cream and Fried Cheesecake; both my bites were good and he cleaned his plate[s]!

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  4. Oh yes. Mexican desserts. And a Dessert Head? Oh, myyyyy....
    Love P!ink and love that she's riling up the MAGAts. Love it. And THAT'S how you use your fame, children.

    Is Markwayne a cousing of Kellyann? Also, I think pencil dick is involved in his bravado...

    XOXO

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    1. Carlos IS dessert head; whenever we go out to dinner he's the one who wants dessert!
      Pink is it!
      Markwayne is a tiny-dicked big egoed asshat who was put in his place by Bernie Effing Sanders!
      xoxo

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  5. Me too ... I like Tracy's version better. Waaaay better, but good on Luke for giving credit where credit was due.

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    1. I am a longtime fan of Tracy Chapman and even saw her in concert back in the day. Amazing.

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  6. Anonymous11:25 AM

    the dog's mother
    (Carlos) (Tuxedo)
    Good for Pink!
    xoxo :-)

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    1. I like Pink for doing things like this!

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  7. Cleora Borealis11:54 AM

    Tough guy, Markwayne (great name for a guy who acts like he was raised deep in the backwoods), had to be controlled by Bernie Sanders, "sit down, you're a United. States. Senator.!" 🤨 When questioned in the hallway later, tough guy Markwayne complained "he started it!" Eight year-olds all over the country screamed at the TV "grow up Markweiner!" 😉

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    1. How tough can you be if Bernie Sanders puts you in your place just by using his voice?
      "He started it"? What a 'maroon.'

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  8. Inquiring minds need to know: what were the desserts? :)
    It is much easier to face up to someone when one knows it is unlikely that the fight will occur. Regardless it appears Markwayne (is that the male version of Maryanne?) is a whiny second grader.

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    1. He had Fried Ice Cream with Cinnamon Flour Tortillas and Fried Cheesecake.
      You slayed me with:
      " (is that the male version of Maryanne?) "

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  9. Carlos is a man after my own heart. Sergi is stunning but his facial expressions remind me of Zoolander (or Michael Lucas), so I’ll pass. Fast Car is a brilliant song (especially when performed by Tracy Chapman). I had a bit of breakdown in the 90s and had to pull of the freeway to sob once when it was playing. I wanted her fast car so we could leave tomorrow (and not live and die this way).

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    1. I tried to figure out why Sergi's face seemed odd and he is exactly the love child of Zoolander and Lucas; I cannot unsee it!
      I love Tracy Chapman; I don't think there's a song of hers that I don't enjoy.

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  10. I'm with Maebeme and want to know the desserts! I would love flan and churros myself. Or fried ice cream? Markwayne is such an apt name for this piece of caca.

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    1. Deep Fried Ice Cream and Fried Cheesecake; a lot of "fried" but good bites! I might have fought him over the churros, though!
      You're spot on about Markwayne.

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  11. There is a lot to like about Pink, and she is incredibly popular here. She seems to like us too.

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    1. She takes a stand, which a lot of other performers can't, won't or don't.

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  12. Another wonderful tale of Carlos and now I must decide what to have for dessert tonight. I am not sure what will happen if I try to bounce a quarter off of Mrs. Shife's ass. Always good to see Tuxedo and Pink still continues to be awesome.

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    1. Carlos loves his desserts!
      I'd be careful with that quarter.
      Pink is fabulous and so is Tuxedo!

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  13. Luke made Country history, too, for that song. Pink is so in the MAGA face great. I'm surprised Markwayne wasn't holding his piece in that pic.

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    1. I just wish he'd done it slightly different because it gave me karaoke vibes it sounded so much like the original.
      Pink gives zero fucks.
      Markwayne looks like a scared little boy in that photo.

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  14. Boy what an embarrassment the House is becoming...and yet....their still there and getting re-elected. If their constituent don't care to vote for someone with basic morals and decorum we're screwed.

    Yes, You should have asked Marcus to bounce a half dollar off his ass. He might have liked that and then you'd get even better service, wink wink!!!!

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    1. The GOP is the hottest, most ignorant, hate filled set of losers.
      The service couldn't have been better unless Marcus allowed me to "Boebert" him.

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  15. Tracy Chapman was just hitting it big when I got married and moved to DC. I still love her music - she's one of a kind!

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  16. It has been a long time, since members of the house assaulted one another, but it has happened.

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    1. Grown men acting like spoiled children have no place in Congress.

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