You know it’s been said that 50% of all marriages end in
divorce and ours is no exception.
It happened like this: one morning over breakfast Carlos
began talking about Rosita; since he’s home more often than I, the two have
bonded and while she sleeps between us she will only sit in his lap, but
this isn’t about that. He began talking about how much like a dog she is
because she roams the house checking on her people; he said she came out to the
kitchen to see him, and then she disappeared down the hallway to find me. I
said:
“Tuxedo used to do that. He used to come to the door, like a
dog would, whenever we came home from somewhere.”
And Carlos said:
“Well, Rosita seems smarter than Tuxedo.”
Yes, he did; and he meant it, and so I said:
“This is going to sound crazy, and I don’t care cuz it is,
but don’t you ever say a negative word about Tuxedo again.”
“Well, I was only—”
“BAH!!!!!”
“I just meant—”
“BAH!!!!!!!!!”
And because he saw the look on my face, with the glimmer of
a tear in my eye, he said:
“Sorry.”
And all was right in the house again. |
Way to go Rayse. I do think people realized that Elon relied on a lot of advice to make himself look smart, but I don't think many realized he was this stupid. And I think Michelle's a little irritated that she got the small straw and had to sit next to Melanoma.
ReplyDeleteElon is an idiot and seems to ruin whatever he touches.
DeleteThat Columbian billboard is brilliant. Just thinking that it's the kind of thing that would make 45's chauffeur (if Blotus can still afford one) want to turn around and drive right out again - as well as taking yet more time from off the remainder of his life - makes me feel all warm and gooey inside.
ReplyDeleteBtw: The first words of your Item #1 made me sit up with a :-( ....until I opened it up and read the rest. Still gave me an uncomfortable turn though.
DeleteThat was kind of mean of me, but I did warn Carlos that he should never come for Tuxedo. Or else!
DeleteMichelle Obama looks mighty peeved to be walking behind a racist. She seems a bit close as in her next step is to slip her foot around Sour Face's foot so she falls flat on her face. I guess that didn't happen because Michelle Obama has far more grace and dignity than the Bloated One's 3rd wife.
ReplyDeletePeople say they feel sorry for Melanie but she made her bed and now has to pay the consequences.
DeleteAnyone that pays that kind of money 🤑 for a god-damned turkey 🦃 is an idiot!
ReplyDeleteI agree ... Do not badmouth the cat! My beautiful Maine Coon, Feather, would know when I was coming home from work and would watch from the top of my sewing machine cabinet, and once I pulled into my carport, she was at the backdoor to greet me!
Musk suggested all his advertisers could just go fuck themselves! He will cause his own downfall!
I think Carlos learned his lesson!
DeleteTuxedo was a saint and a genius, a SAINT and a GENIUS! So was HRH.
ReplyDeleteYes, ma'am!
DeleteI loved that billboard! And the sponsorship was a perfect addition to it! I am glad he got booed.
ReplyDeleteIt was nice to see the fingers go up in his face.
DeleteWhen I saw that ugly puss-face leading the 1st ladies procession, I was sure she had pushed her way to the front like #P01135809 did to the Montenegro PM at his first NATO meeting in 2017!! And that same stoopid expression!! Constipation = serious!! 😾
ReplyDeleteShe's an unhappy woman but she chose the unhappiness for the $$$.
DeleteOh babes.
ReplyDeleteI can't write here what I want to do with Mr. Freeman, so yes.
And Melanoma is a stain. Just like Cheeto. Birds of a feather and all that.
That rainbow house? Yes, please!
XOXO
When I saw Marcus' photo on my friend's Facebook page I nearly fell off the chair!
DeleteMelanie pissed me off and the rainbow made me feel better.
xoxo
the dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always!)
Good for Ryan Basye!
xoxo :-)
Yes, yes and yes!
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Tuxedo was the most brilliant cat ever to exist. But, don't divorce Carlos. He was simply saying that to give Rosita an ego boost. Yes to Marcus Freeman. I'd even feign interest in American football. It never got above 21˚ here today. Oh, wait, Celsius is different from Fahrenheit, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteIt's funny that you say that because Carlos tried to use that excuse until I told him that Rosita has a very healthy ego!
DeleteI do like the cold here for winter, and with the skies so blue it's just beautiful.
Applause, applause for the rainbow house, the billboard and the race sponsors! Brilliant! Of course I’m Team Tuxedo but will forgive Carlos eventually.
ReplyDeleteIt took me a minute but I did accept Carlos' apology!
DeletePoor Melania. She still hasn't picked up the memo that gives her instructions on proper funeral attire. It's not about you, trollope.
ReplyDeleteI think she was upset the ceremony was not for her.
DeleteI was slightly surprised Melania didn't wear her "I don't Care" jacket. I'm sure it required a bit of cash to get her to attend.
ReplyDeleteThat rainbow apartment is amazing!
25F is a balmy winter day here - it's when it gets down to 0F that I complain. Later, when it reaches -20F that I curl up in a ball and cry.
I'm sure Carlos will never make that mistake again. :)
I was thinking this gray coat was the funeral edition. I think that slogan was sewn into the pattern!
Delete25-degrees isn't really so bad, but it does make some folks around here crazy and i live for that.
Yeah, but I still root against Notre Dame...the rainbow house is way cool!
ReplyDeletei don't follow the sportsball but I'd be rooting for Marcus to run my way!
DeleteIf only the word sorry would solve my own problems at home.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great story from Germany. The neo-nazis aren't the brightest sparks.
Freeman has a nice smile.
A well-thought out and sincere sorry is a good thing, and something that doesn't happen much; we get a lot of 'I'm sorry if ...' and 'I';m sorry but ... ' that serves no purpose.
DeleteDon't let that happen again, Carlos. A no-no, sir.
ReplyDeleteI love the woke turkey phrase. Too funny.
I also love the race sponsors. Nicely done.
Have yourself a lovely weekend.
And be careful, you might start watching more sports ball if you find out about some of these coaches looking fine on the sideline.
I'm hopeful Carlos has learned from his mistake!
DeleteAnd I'd watch the sportsball if they focused less on the field and more on the sidelines!
The tweet cracked me the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!! Now is it sage to say that Tuxedo could be the cause of a divorce?!?!?! LMAO!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd that dumbshit Elon Musk didn't help matters when he also told the advertisers they could go fuck themselves.
If Carlos starts saying anti-Tuxedo nonsense I see a Kicking To The Curb coming! 😁
DeleteEvery time he speaks Elon proves himself an idiot.
I LOVE the rainbow house and I love that trump got booed :) :)
ReplyDeleteI still get teary-eyed when I think of Angel my part Maine Coon who vanished six and a half years ago.
ReplyDeleteMy beautiful Feather got some kind of a parasite, even though she was an indoor cat, I had to make the horrible decision and she let me know when the time had arrived! Killed me and I sobbed on the Vet's shoulder once the deed was done!
DeleteGreat collection Bob! Out of interest... if a fairy had arrived in your house ten years ago saying, "You can only keep one of them... Carlos or Tuxedo?" Which would you have picked?
ReplyDeleteOh wow. That's a tough question.
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I guess Carlos?
I think your marriage stands a better than average rate of success
ReplyDeleteOh it does; I was just poking Carlos a little.
DeleteLOVE the rainbow house! I would happily live there but I wonder if the tenants are concerned about some wingnut burning it down. It's not an unrealistic fear.
ReplyDeleteWho the fuck spends $114 on a turkey?! That guy's an idiot.