Why Is It ...

… that adulthood is the most annoying hood I’ve ever lived in?

… that when I hear the words “take out” I think food, dating and murder, but not necessarily in that order?

… that I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999 but I kinda want to go grocery shopping like it’s 1999?

… that the Bible says “Love thy neighbor”—it’s literally a Commandment—and yet so many so-called “Christians” conveniently ignore that part?

… that drag queens and trans youth aren’t the ones shooting up bowling alleys and schools, but instead it’s straight white men?

… that people ask me if I snowboard when everyone knows I only charcutier board?

… that sometimes I think my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut?

… that in order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion?

… that some people call it multi-tasking while I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place?