… that adulthood is the most annoying hood I’ve ever lived in?
… that when I hear the words “take out” I think food, dating and murder, but not necessarily in that order?
… that I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999 but I kinda want to go grocery shopping like it’s 1999?
… that the Bible says “Love thy neighbor”—it’s literally a Commandment—and yet so many so-called “Christians” conveniently ignore that part?
… that drag queens and trans youth aren’t the ones shooting up bowling alleys and schools, but instead it’s straight white men?
… that people ask me if I snowboard when everyone knows I only charcutier board?
… that sometimes I think my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut?
… that in order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion?
… that some people call it multi-tasking while I call it doing something else while I try to remember what I was doing in the first place?