Monday, November 13, 2023

It's Monday and I'm ...

Goldie Hawn says that fifty-seven years ago, when she was just twenty, she ALLEGEDLY had an out-of-this-world experience with an extra-terrestrial. She claims  she was in the desert, sleeping in her car when the aliens came upon her and …

“They touched my face, and it felt like the finger of God. It was the most benevolent, loving feeling. This was powerful. It was filled with light.”

Yet it took her fifty-seven years to announce it … like when her career is kind of over and maybe she needs a job?

Kim Kardastrophe has announced the launch of Skims’ Ultimate Nipple Bra in which you can pay $62 for a bra with built-in fake nipples. Kardastrophe says:

“The Earth’s temperature is getting hotter and hotter. The sea levels are rising. The ice sheets are shrinking. And I’m not a scientist, but I do believe everyone can use their skillset to do their part. That’s why I’m introducing a brand-new bra with a built-in nipple—so no matter how hot it is, you’ll always look cold.”

And she’ll always look stupid.

Justin Timberlake is “not at all happy” about what Britney Spears has written in her new memoir about their time together.

I guess being called a pig who forced an abortion on his girlfriend who didn’t want one, and then broke up with her in a two-word text and wrote a song about the breakup called ‘Cry Me A River’ hurts?

Truth always does.

For a hot minute, the broke-ass Tori Spelling had moved out of her $100-a-night motel she was sharing with her five or six kids, and out of the camper they lived in, and moved into a house she rented for $18,000 a month.

Looks like the whole ‘I’m poor’ and can’t afford a house bull shit was just that. But wait, there’s more … 

Tori moved out of her expensive rental just days after settling in because , ALLEGEDLY  man with a gun took a hostage in the house down the street.

Apparently the neighbors were getting more press than Tori and she couldn’t stand it.

Speaking of memoirs, Rebecca Romijn has yet to react to her ex-husband John Stamos’ memoir bombshells  but her husband, Jerry O’Connell, is telling anyone and everyone that Romjin didn’t “get any warning” about being in the book.

Seriously? Your ex-husband writes the story of his life and you’re shocked you’re in it?

Thirst traps.


  1. What Debra said...

  2. Ah, the K K Kult! One would think that there's enough money for them to all chip in to buy a working brain cell or two. Just what I need, an expensive bra to make my sweaty jahoobies even sweatier! That will save the wildlife! Get a clue!
    Anyway, what Debra said.

  3. Maybe I'm stupid, but how is a bra with fake nipples meant to help climate change?

  4. Anonymous10:14 AM

    the dog's mother
    Also what Debra said!
    xoxo :-)

  5. Stop the cab! Rebecca Romijn, John Stamos, Jerry O'Connell, memoir ...... I've missed this one. Going searching for news to catch up.

  6. Krayolakris10:45 AM

    You could add up all of their IQs on one hand.

  7. Goldie's always been a little lightheaded. You do know that KK will sell a million or so bras to the stupids who think she's smart. ??? what are the Stamos bombshells?

  8. I am currently listening 🎧 to the John Stamos audiobook! It's not all that surprising ... sex, drugs, booze ... you know, the usual stuff! If Rebecca has been mentioned, I don't recall or her section hasn't been read yet!
    Kim's Nips are just ridiculous!
    The rest ... 🤷

  9. You have sure got a hell of a lot of celebrities over there in America. Is there room for anybody else? Can you get different false nipple sizes in the range? Maybe they're all named after fruit from Californian raisin through Japanese cherry to Hawaiian pineapple.

  10. And then what did the aliens do after touching Goldie's face??? They didn't...ya know...

    I like men with big nipples and I would terribly disappointed to discover they weren't real. That Kardash person surely didn't say as you quote in the lead in to her bra publicity? Concern for the planet?

  11. Is Goldie sure those weren't 'shrooms??
    And Kimberly is a smart idiot, making money of even stupider people. Can't blame her.
    And I DESPISE Timberlake. He aped Michael Jackson's style, pretended to be Black-adjacent for years, disgraced Brit-Brit AND Janet Jackson and has remained the definition of fuck boy for decades.


  12. I wonder why Goldie was sleeping in her car in the desert. Any chance she was sleeping something off? No way would I spend my pennies on anything designed by that idiot Kim. I suppose she's still "reading" law instead of going to law school. I detest Justin Timberlake. He's such a jerk.


  13. Britney took no prisoners in the book, it is a surprisingly coherent read.

  14. Oh dear god…I watched the Goldie interview and the reactions of the other guests. She was 20 and stoned!


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