… that some people think I’m rude, when the fact is that I have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking?
… that I don’t always tolerate stupid people but when I do so, it’s probably because I’m at work and there’s a paycheck involved?
… that for some people every day is a ‘new day,’ but for me I look at it as a another chance to piss off a whole new group of people?
… that people who ask me what I’m doing tomorrow are under the assumption that I even know what day of the week it is?
… that I sometimes think I’ll wake up early and go for a run, but other days I think I’ll wake up early and win the lottery? I mean, the odds are about the same.
… that some people think a secret group of rich people control everything instead of it being a widely known group of people who control everything?
… that I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but it appears I’m aging more like an avocado?