Saturday, February 04, 2023

Snarky Thoughts

Clearly it’s his ego that runs his life, because Tom Brady has finally decided to retire from football since he failed to take his team to the Super Bowl this year. I mean, his marriage ended because he refused to retire but he only quit the game after the game quit him first.

My Thought: A year too late, Tommy.

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Actress Eva Green has been left “humiliated” by the release of her private text messages she sent out while making the 2019 sci-fi thriller film ‘A Patriot.’ Though the film crashed and burned due to a lack of funding and a falling-out with financial backers, but some say Green’s WhatsApp messages are what really caused the death of the film. Still, to be fair Eva did text that the crew were “shitty peasants,” that a producer was “the devil,” the film’s director “weak and stupid,” and the entire project was a “Bull shit movie” and a “fucking nightmare” but she denies the rumor that she wanted the “chaotic” film to collapse so she would have a chance to seize control of it.

My Thought: Would she really trash every single aspect of the movie and then try to get it made herself? I mean, come on, think how badly the shitty peasants would treat her!

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It seems like Jolly Old London just became less jolly for everyone’s least favorite royal—which is saying something—Prince Andrew. A “royal insider”—and I think it’s Kate—says King Charles III has kicked his younger brother out of Buckingham Palace.

My Thought: Meh. Rumor has it that Randy Andy wasn’t even living or working at the Palace but was living at the Royal Lodge at Windsor with his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson.

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As we know, 64-year-old Thirst Queen Madonna is going on tour to celebrate her 40-year music career, but odd that it happens just as the Madonna-written, Madonna-directed, Madonna biopic, MADONNA! Was shelved by Universal Pictures. And all this after universal had spent more than $10 million on the film … most going to find a Thai Ladyboy to play Madge in her 60s.

My Thought: I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for another film studio to pick up the option, because they’d have to cough up millions to Universal to take this vanity thirst project off their hands.

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In case you’ve forgotten at one time Taylor Lautner was one of Taylor Swift‘s lengthy list of ex-lovers. And Taylor was with Taylor during that night back in 2009 at the MTV VMAs when Kanye West jumped onstage and basically told Swifty she’d never be Bey-Bey which leads us to Taylor, Lautner that is, saying he wishes he would have jumped onstage and … said something … to Kanye about being mean to poor Swifty.

My Thought: Taylor Lautner wants to revive his “career” after those vampire movies and what better way to do that than to rehash a fourteen-year-old story that very few people really cared about when it was current?

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24 comments:

  1. I suspect Brady's marriage started ending a long time ago, this last bit was just the final straw. I understand some of the many problems with the Madge movie, were that she was going to write it, and direct it, and there was some concern that when filming finally started, she'd step in to play herself. Taylor evidently has a thing for the name Taylor, since after Taylor S, he met and married Taylor Dome.

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    1. But it wasn't until he cancelled his first[?] second{?] retirement that Gisele moved on.

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  2. I bet you two to one it was Fag Ash Lil who did the dirty on Randy Andy, word on the street is that she dissed Harry to make herself look better. But Too Sweet & Sickly to be True Kate could have done it too. She's certainly done a downer on her brother-in-law. Randy and Suck My Toes Ferguson have been living together for years. Word is that Phil da Greek refused to allow them to remarry.

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    1. I still say Kate, though the Rottweiler is right up there, too.

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  3. Sigh...there comes a time in everyone's life that retirement is the best option. Brady passed his a few years ago, and Madonna, a couple of decades ago.

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    1. 👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽👋🏽

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  4. Egotists and narcissists never know when to retire because they can't accept being past their prime.

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    1. I remember Beverly Sills, the opera singer, retired; she just stopped performing. And when asked why, she said she'd rather have people say "Where did she go?" than "Why is she still here?"

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  5. "Thai Ladyboy" made my morning! Thanks for the belly laugh, Bobulah.

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    1. And now YOU have made MY day!

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  6. And these are contemporary idols (well, mostly). I'm so tired.

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    1. No idols of mine though I do have a wee crush on Eva Green.

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  7. Yeah, I don't think Randy Andy has lived at Buckingham Palace for ages. Wonder where Koo Stark is these days?!

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    1. It was all for show then, that Charles had his rooms cleaned and disinfected??

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  8. So is the spy balloon going to
    come visit you too in SC?
    xoxo :-)

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    1. We just spent the morning cleaning the house, so i hope so!!!
      xoxo

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  9. I seriously don't think a movie about Madonna will ever happen while she is still alive, by a huge Hollywood studio anyhow...much like Whitney Houston. Unless Madonna herself over sees and finances the whole project and does the hiring. Which wouldn't surprise me...she got the doe.

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    1. I think Madge would want to tell t HER way, whether that's the right way or not, and that might not be such a bad thing.

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  10. Eva, who? Taylor, who?

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  11. Chisme, sweetpea, and I am here for it!! xoxo

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    1. And I am here to bring it!!
      xoxo

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  12. I don't think I had heard of Eva Green before seeing an article about her texts. Andrew has lived at Royal Lodge near Windsor since his daughters were teens. I don't know when Sarah moved in. Kicking him out of Buckingham Palace is probably an insider ceremonial thing to show disdain for him. Multiple Taylors are too confusing for me.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. Eva was in Penny Dreadful, but I'd seen her in other things before; she's my Gay Boy Crush.
      I think Andrew's Booting was largely ceremonial.\Taylors dating Taylors s always too much.
      xoxo

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  13. I always enjoy a good anecdote about a bygone incident. That's how gossip happens. And I love gossip. Eva who? Was she on Green Acres? Oh, Penny Dreadful. I watched that. Claptrap fun. I wouldn't want to live with Uncle Andy either... poor Sarah - as if life hasn't handed her enough crap now she has to put up with her stupid ex. Madge Movie? No. As for the tour - she sold her soul to LiveNation eons ago, so basically they call the shots when it comes to tours. She'll be dragging her botoxed self out there for the masses until her ass falls off. Thanks for the dirt. Kizzes.

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