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All right kids let’s make this queer: there is only one Cher,
and there will always, only and ever be one Cher. I say this to the Twitterer
who posted a clip of 27-year-old singer Dua Lipa and wrote: “Dua Lipa, the Cher of our generation.” And then
Cher herself
responded with: “How many years are in a generation?” My Thought: Come back in forty-five years if Dua Lipa is still
recording and touring successfully or, failing that, come back when Dua Lipa
has number one hits in six consecutive decades. |
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There is nothing that can quench Madonna’s thirst for
attention, but she wants everyone to know that she is obsessed with sex. Like
she hasn’t said that every day since the late eighties, and even when she gave
us a book that no one asked for called Sex.
And then she also admitted that she regrets both her marriages, which must
be lovely for the children she had with Guy Ritchie. My Thought: Grandma needs a mental health day. |
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Ozzy Osbourne revealed in a recent interview that he and
his wife of 40 years Sharon Osbourne, plan to permanently move back to their native
England in the next few months and that The U.S.’s political climate and
frequent mass shootings are part of their reasoning. My Thought: they’re moving back because Sharon’s big mouth
has got her banned from TV in Americas and what else can she do? |
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It turns out that video footage of JLo’s current wedding,
where she performed at her own ceremony because, well, attention-seeking
fame-whore, was leaked to the press, and JLo is steaming mad that someone would
invade her privacy so. My Thought: if it was all so personal and private, Jell-O,
why did you sell the photos and the story and all kinds of intimate details to
People magazine. Oh, wait, asked and answered: attention-seeking fame-whore. |
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Oh Stacey Dash, former actress, former Fox News bimbo, and
Thing 45 lover, has made a fool of herself yet again, by posting a video of
herself to TikTok where’s she crying over the death of DMX … who died of an
overdose over a year ago. My Thought: How is she going to react when she learns her
career also died several years ago? |
Ben Affleck looks barely able to focus in that photo.
ReplyDeleteI imagine Ben was imbibing heavily on the day.
DeleteNo, please! Look you can keep the Osbornes; who will notice them on your side of the pond, especially now that the Trumposaur is singing his swan song (I hope he enjoys the orange jumpsuit that will match his tan).
ReplyDeleteI think the Osbourne's are already on their way home!
DeleteI'm with you on the Cher praise, and yes, calling Dua Lipa a new Cher is very premature. Does Dua Lipa have an Oscar? I think not.
ReplyDeleteWho is Stacey Dash?
Stacey Dash used to be an actress, used to be a Fox News bimbo, and used to be ... wait, I think that's it,
DeleteShould I admit that I thought Dua Lipa was a martial arts discipline and DMX was a sports bike? Okay, I won't admit it.
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck has always seemed unhappy. Maybe he's been living in his own mental happy place for decades, zoned out to the rest of humanity. Or alcohol.
You may be onto something about DuaDMX, and Affleck doesn't yet know what he's gotten himself into.
DeleteYup, also agree with you on Cher.
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
Cher rules.
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Cher is iconic, Dua's to nua to be iconic, give her 40 years and then try and make a comparison. Ozzy also has Parkinsons, and the Brit's medical system is far more friendly to the pocketbook. As for Madonna, she's an old bat who's too feeble to fly away.
ReplyDeleteMadge is just so desperate to be young and that's not going to happen.
DeleteStacey Dash would be a good name for an Olympic sprinter and Madonna would be a good name for a virgin nun in a silent convent and Bob would be a good name for a sleigh and Cher would be a good name for a hamster.
ReplyDeleteA sleigh, huh? Something to ponder ...
DeleteCher's picture is the only bright spot in this post, sweetpea, and I thank you for including it! xoxo
ReplyDeleteIt's Cher, bitch 😁 and she rules! xoxo
DeleteI like Dua Lipa, even Gaga, but I highly doubt music performers and singers will have a career that last as long as Cher or even Madonna. These days they don't have the staying power for more than 10 years and the consumer has the attention span of a flea, and doesn't seem as loyal anymore.
ReplyDeleteI can't see even Madonna being relevant in thirty years because, you're right, audiences are fickle these days.
DeleteMaybe Dua should Dash to England on a BMX; Madonna should go there to just disappear and leave us all the hell alone. Lord only knows what Jell-O will sell next to keep her (and, oh yeah, that guy she married) on page 1. Just leave Cher alone!
ReplyDeleteWell, didn't you do a nice mashup of the snark this week! Brava!
DeleteThere's no room in England for all this trash; we're a tiny island with 66 million people. We need to leave some room for refugees and asylum seekers (however much Pretty Damn Evil wants to throw them all in the sea), people who will add to the benefit side of the equation, not a succession of pretentious wasters.
DeleteExcellent snark, Bob. Loved Cher's response. I also saw that BBC is giving Ozzy/Sharon a reality show so that might have something to do with it as well.
ReplyDeleteCher always nails it, and I hope they don't try to air this Osbourne's rehash over here!
DeleteThe BBC has been going downhill for quite a while now.
DeleteHow Stacy so white now? That can't be her, can it? As for JLow being super mad? She can't get as high of a price for her pics if someone leaked them. It's pure economics.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jell-O wants to be the only one to make money off her private intimate moments.
DeleteThere is no substitute for Cher.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
DeleteStacy's lips are very badly done. Whoever is doing J-Lo's work - my word - it is impeccable - or is that just a photo app scrub? Sharon Osbourne has had some wonderful work done to her chin. She looks like someone else. Is that her comeback plan? To pass herself off as someone else? Madge: Grandma looks 12. Seriously. She looks like Billy Eillish. And I am laughing.. Dua Ompa Loompa is no Cher. There is only one. Be yourself. Cher is doing a great job being Cher. Also - great work being done, though photo filters and lots of make up help. There... all celebrities are really about nothing more than than the cosmetic worth they've had done to themselves. Talent What's that?
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