Friday, August 06, 2021

I Didn't Say It

Phil Murphy, New Jersey’s Democratic governor, lashed out at a group of protesters objecting to mandatory vaccinations:

“These folks back there have lost their minds—you’ve lost your minds. You are the ultimate knuckleheads. And because of what you are saying and standing for, people are losing their life. You have to know that. Look in the mirror! Look in the mirror!”

He also called them the “ultimate knuckleheads” which is the polite way of saying they are dumb AF.

Now, listen to this “knucklehead” …


Ron DeSantis, Flori-Duh governor, having a hissy fit at a press conference because this darn Delta variant is ruining his campaign for president:

“We obviously have some people that are not vaccinated that have been admitted to hospitals. Are you going to sit there, are you going to sit there, and are you going to sit there and criticize, or we going to try to treat and try to help the folks? You know, I’m just sick of the judgment, the judgmental stuff on some of this stuff, nobody’s trying to get ill here, okay? There’s people that were hermits for a year and a half that wore six masks and did that and still contracted it. Let’s not indulge these things that somehow it’s their fault.”

Um, Ron? Asshat? What are you gonna do to help, rather than head out to Utah and Texas and campaign there?

We know that no one is trying to get sick, but you sure aren’t doing anything to help.

The upside? DeathSantis’ poll numbers are falling faster than a lap dancer’s G-string during Fleet Week. 


Rudy Giuliani, going all Nixon on us, saying he is not a crook:’

“I committed no crime, and if you think I committed a crime, you’re probably really stupid, because you don’t know who I am. Is the guy who put the mafia in jail, terrorists in jail, Ed Koch’s commissioners in jail, and the worst people on Wall Street — I’m not going to file (a form)? I mean, that’s just crazy. I am more than willing to go to jail if they want to put me in jail. And if they do, they’re going to suffer the consequences in heaven. I’m not, I didn’t do anything wrong.”

I’m guessing that while those who think he’s a criminal and a traitor might suffer the consequences in Heaven, Rudy will be sweating black hair dye by the gallons on a much lower floor.


Maria Bartiromo, Fox Business host, saying the Delta Variant is a Democrat plot to win the mid-terms:

“It’s all quite convenient with a year to go before the midterm elections. It doesn’t appear the Democrats can win on policy so what are we going to do? Have a lockdown in the summer of 2022 so that we ensure mail-in ballots are flowing from empty parking lots and dead people?”

So this dim bulb is predicting a lockdown for next Summer?

Take a seat, Karen; the Democrats are the ones getting vaccinated and wearing masks and taking precautions while you and your ilk, spread anti-vax lies even though you took the vaccine.


Tom Cotton, Arkansas GQP senator, bashing Fauci and the CDC and saying we need to trust politicians:

“Let me say, nobody elected the CDC. Nobody elected Tony Fauci to make these decisions. Advisers advise, elected officials decide. And the American people elected Joe Biden and the members of Congress and our governors and state legislatures to make these decisions for us. If you just turn these decisions over to a bunch of public health bureaucrats, of course the only thing they’re gonna consider is what they think is in the best interest of public health.”

I wonder if Cotton realizes that he has now admitted that Biden won the election. He was so caught up in saying we need to trust the likes of Tom Cotton over science and scientists, that he put his loafer in his piehole.


Ben Carson, at CPAC, saying welfare is worse for the Black community than slavery:

“When you look at what the Black community has been through, go all the way back to slavery. It was the family, the strong family units and the faith in God that got people through that, that got people through Jim Crow, through severe segregation, through all the difficulties. But what really had a negative impact was when the government came along said, ‘There, there, you poor little thing, I’m going to take care of all your needs’ and started implementing policies that were destructive to the family formation. Those are the things that have hurt the Black communities the most.”

I’ll remind you again: Carson is a brain surgeon.

And yet he’s brain dead. Slavery was good for families, you know, until the Master sold your mother and your sister, or worse, raped them; or when he murdered your father or sold him off.



Mistress Maddie said...

Oh dear what a bunch of depressing knuckleheads. with exception to Murphy. I have a love hate with him. Even between them all they may have two brain cells.

I'm being generous.

BloggerJoe said...

So Rudy says I'll "suffer consequences in Heaven"? At least I'll be in heaven, you twit. Where will you be?

Helen Lashbrook said...

As an atheist I can only say that I am not going to heaven and therefore feel fine about thinking that Rude Giuliani seems to have done any number of illegal things, including lying in court. I care not who he used to be, it's who he is now that counts.

Deedles said...

What a bunch of sourpuss losers! A smile would feel lost on these faces, even when they're happy. Just something I noticed.

the dogs' mother said...

The usual Friday ak-ness!
xoxo :-)

jaime said...

Tom Cotton's statement: ...“If you just turn these decisions over to a bunch of public health bureaucrats, of course the only thing they’re gonna consider is what they think is in the best interest of public health.”

Shouldn’t that be the point when the world is dealing with a deadly disease that has caused a pandemic? Asking for a friend.

Treaders said...

So Giuliani has "done nothing wrong and is an innocent man" - and is happy to go to jail? As a once revered mayor, he's definitely losing his marbles!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

The tomfoolery, the asshattery and overall fuckery is just unprecedented. Cheeto unleashed the stupid.
Good for Murphy though. Someone has to be the adult in the room.


Bob said...

You’re TOO kind!

Where Rudy’s going he’ll be surrounded by those just like him ... horns and tails.

Exactly. I’m Hitler was a sweet kid but ….

Sad angry GOPers. They have no joy.

It’sextra ak-y today

Can you believe he said that, and that it was probably written down for him???

Rudy has lost whatever mind he ever had.

In a world full of Cheetos, and Cheeto wannabes, be a Murphy.

Janie Junebug said...

Jesus H. Christ I am so fucking sick of these idiots. The one purpose they serve is to make me think I'm brilliant in comparison.


Moving with Mitchell said...

Knuckleheads. Does anyone wonder what Phil Murphy was REALLY thinking? I’ll bet inside his head he was channeling Anne Marie.

Bob said...

Oh, you are brilliant in comparison; we all are!

He did seem to be speaking in Anne Marie Code!!

Dave R said...

Someone must have taken a scalpel to Carson's brain.

Oh, and someone's done the same thing to Cotton,

And Bariromo, twice.

And Giuliani? Did it to himself.

And Ron? Very shortly we'll find out if shit really floats.

Bohemian said...

What a Lineup they all are huh? I'm sick of all of these fuckers... I'm sure all of them took the Vaccine, but they're sure leading the flock to the slaughter aren't they?

presstfortime said...

Knucklehead- waaaaaaay too kind. Perfect candidates for thinning the herd, I say.

uptonking said...

Carson... didn't realize he was still on the air. Same old stuff he's been spouting for years. So out of touch and ill-informed he's an embarrassment. But, CPAC has nothing else to offer. What? Are they gonna put cockhead jr. and his whore up there again? No.

Tom Cotton is SO UNAWARE - "the only thing they’re gonna consider is what they think is in the best interest of public health.” Well, duh, Tom. THAT IS THERE JOB you dimwitted POS. Please... someone take the mic away from this man. I don't want to know that there are such stupid people making decisions for the rest of us.

Bartiromo has never met a fact. Period. Doesn't traffic in them. MSU all the time. Pulls it out of her nightmares and shoves it on the air. That is the crap they spew on FOX NEWS. No wonder the Repulsivecans are so messed up.

Rudy. No one is going to want his azz in jail. They will hand him a mop and have him clean up after the orgies.

DeSantis is so articulate. Look at that speech. He makes Matt Gaetz look positively urbane.

Murphy... funny. Good for him. Sadly... his words fall on deaf ears. These people he speaks of? Reason-proof.

Thanks for the feed. Kizzes.

Travel said...

SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! So many politicians, so few brains.

Bob said...


Well, if they admit to taking the vaccine they think they admit Biden is doing a good job, so let's just let people get sick and die so we don't look like we're supporting the president.

Yer preachin' to the choir!
PREACH brother.

I think their is just one collective brain for the entire GOP and they take turns using it.

Steve Reed said...

How did Maria Bartiromo get so crazy? The biggest tragedy about Covid is how politicized it has become. It's a VIRUS, people.

I wish Carson would explain why welfare is bad for black families. It seems easy to blame welfare when there are a lot of other social and economic issues pulling people (of all races) apart.