Friday, August 27, 2021

I Didn't Say It ... The All Asshat Edition

Candace Owens, a conservative wingnut with too much time on her hands and too many microphones in front of her piehole, used former NBA superstar Dwyane Wade used 13-year-old trans daughter as an opportunity to lash out at his parenting:

“His son now says that he is a woman and Dwyane Wade is…’this is who he’s always been.’ No it’s not! You’re not going to tell me that your child is wearing long nine-inch nails and a belly shirt because that’s just how they came out. Did he learn if from Instagram? Did he learn it in school? Did he learn it in a music video? Your child learned this behavior because there was an absence of masculinity in that child’s life and that makes sense for a basketball player.”

I wonder how ignorant Owens ‘children are, or will be, having this hate-filled, transphobic feckless c*nt as a parent.

No child, NO CHILD, will come out as trans because they saw a video on Instagram or because he, or she, heard about it in school. They come out as trans because it is their truth and they are trans.

Just like Candace Owens is a bigoted asshat.


Ron DeSantis, Florida’s dumb as dirt governor, blasting President Joe Biden for failing to “end COVID,” and taking credit for his state’s “great success”:

“You know, he said he was going to end COVID. He hasn’t done that. We are the first state to start the treatment centers for monoclonal antibodies. We’re having great success with that. That should have been a bigger plan, a bigger part of this whole response throughout the country from the beginning. At the end of the day, he is trying to find a way to distract from the failures of his presidency.”

Great success … coffins are being stacked up in mortuaries because of a backlog in burying the dead.

Yesterday Florida reported 21,765 more COVID-19 cases and 901 deaths. Yes, they’re back to dying by the 1,000s in Florida thanks to Ron DeSantis, who is a lying piece of …


Kayleigh McEnany, Bullshit Barbie for the last administration, doing what she does best … lying:

“Look, when [Thing #45] was president, you didn’t see crisis after crisis. You just didn’t see it. I shudder to think about what COVID would have been like under Joe Biden. We’ve seen Afghanistan blow up. Crime in the streets. You named it all. What would COVID have been like? Because I was in the White House when it was pretty scary times. We weren’t sure if we’d have enough ventilators. But we were able to produce it with the private sector. I watched [Thing #45] oversee a vaccine in record time, produce four working therapeutics. Do you think Joe Biden could have done any of that? The answer is absolutely not.”

Um, honey, you brainless, illiterate lying tool … under your president we were to drink bleach or take hydroxychloroquine or shine a flashlight up our asses while more than half a million of us died and your boss told us it was no big deal and would end when the weather got warmer.

Take a seat, Karen.


Maria Bartiromo, taking Thing #45 lapdog Kevin McCarthy to task for not perpetuating the Big Lie:

“I’ve got to tell you there are viewers of this program who have lost faith in the Republican Party leadership, lost faith in Mitch McConnell and in you because we do not know if you have your arms around free and fair elections. How come there’s no discussion about all of the states that are changing their voting laws right now? How come there’s no discussion about the audit going on in Arizona right now? What are you going to do? Can you prove to the American people that you are in control here and able to ensure that we will have free and fair elections in 2022 and 2024?”

Honey, it’s been proven over sixty-some-odd times that the election was free and fair. You need to take a seat.


Rachel Campos-Duffy, Fox News hack blaming … wait for it … Jill Biden for the Afghanistan crisis:

“When you look at what’s hurting America, when you look at this lack of leadership, and you wonder who are the people responsible for putting someone this incompetent and frankly this, you know, mentally frail in this position? And yes, of course, the media and many people are saying Susan Rice and Obama and maybe Valerie Jarrett. I’m sorry, as a political spouse, I can’t help but look at Jill Biden. No one knew better his state of mind than Dr. Jill Biden. And if you ask me, the most patriotic thing Jill Biden could have done was tell her husband. To love her husband and not let him run in this mental state that he’s in. I think she failed the country as well.”

Campos–Duffy is married to Sean Duffy, a former Thing #45 lapdog, and a former reality show star so I think her thoughts on any wife of a politician is skewed and screwed.

Also, how pathetic to continue this 'Joe has dementia filth'. Where did this bitch get her medical degree and when did she ever examine Biden?

Lying feckless …


Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee GQP asshat, spewing lunacy because …well, it’s what she does:

“When you talk about country music, and I know the left is all out now and trying to change country music and make it woke. When I’m talking to my friends who are musicians, I say, ‘If we have a socialistic government—if we have Marxism—you are going to be the first ones who will be cut off because the state would have to approve your music.’ Taylor Swift came after me in my 2018 campaign. But Taylor Swift would be the first victim of that because when you look at Marxist socialistic societies, they do not allow women to dress or sing or be on stage or to entertain or the type music she would have. They don’t allow protection of private intellectual property rights.”

Seriously. This is what this dim bulb is talking about? And Tennessee can’t do better than this?



Deedles said...

I should've paid attention to the asshat warning! This has given me a massive headache. I don't think one can find a single brain cell amongst this bunch, let alone two to rub together. Even half a cell would be an improvement.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Is it part of being extreme right wing that rots your brain? Or being an extremist of any kind? Look at the drivel the "woke" come out with, or the far left or the extreme religious? Mary Barkmore is at level pegging with F***er Carlsson for extreme face pulling and the pair of them talk pure gibberish and get paid for it! And clearly Kaylie McFartface is several clues short of brain damaged - who did she pay to get her degree? Or was it LowLife University that she went to? And let's not talk about the Unsaintly Death from Florida or that stupid Candy female who doesn't seem to have had any siblings, any children or any recollections of being a child (unless she was a Stepford child?) - most children are perfectly capable of making up their own minds.

Dave R said...

Interesting how Conservatives keep calling Democrats fascists when they're are the ones seeking to control, control, control.

the dogs' mother said...

wow! What a start to a morning!
xoxo :-)

Moving with Mitchell said...

I think my head might explode. They should be locked in a Delta-variant–filled room together. And now I feel ashamed for thinking that. Wait. They should all be air-dropped in Afganistan. Maybe we could swap them for better people. And, no, I don’t even feel guilty anymore. These hateful, lying idiots deserve whatever Karma has to offer.

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Oh, the fuckery has been strong. RE: Candace. The Dollar Store's clearance bin version of Ann Cuntler (typo and it stays). She's a con artist who believes that because she's Black people are not going to call her a cunt. She's a cunt. The party she so idolizes would have her flogged for not washing their floors correctly if it were up to them.
As for the others? May they all burn in hell. But hear me out: Death Santis is going to run for president and he WILL GET VOTES. That's why it is so important to vote.


Bob said...

I did put a Warning Label up top.
And there isn’t one brain cell in that bunch.

I sometimes wonder if these people actually believe the things they say, or they say them just to get attention.
But then I realize normal people don’t need to act like fools to get noticed.

It’s a case of Pot, Kettle. Don’t look at me.


I tried and tried to find some intelligent thought to counter the loons, but there were none to be had.

Candace is a vile human being and, yes, cunt works.
The rest are idiot pigs, and murderers; yes, DeathSantis, I’m looking at you.

Sheila Morris said...

Bob, so much stupidity to write about - not enough space or time, but you do the best of anyone I know in calling out the insanity of our times. Hang in, brother.

Anonymous said...

Feckless isn't the right word. And actual feckless people *waves at Joe Manchin* are usually bribed.

No, Candace Owens is obsessive, unhinged, narcissistic, and bigoted, sure, but feckless? It happens that she considers her particular brand of lunacy a guiding principle.