If Russia Doesn't Bring Him Down, Maybe The Women Will

We’ve all got our hopes on Russia to bring down the Fat Bastard but what if it’s The Women? Wouldn’t that be wonderful to see a misogynist removed from office by women?

Oh sure, the White House, via Sarah Huckleberry Sanders, is trying to claim there are "witnesses" that prove sexual assault allegations against _____ are false, but she is also trying to say that because a minority of voters chose him, that is also prove he is not a sexual predator.

Nice try, Huckleberry. Sit down and rethink your wardrobe choices.

Huckleberry took to her Sean Spicer Podium of Lies™ yesterday after just three of _____’s sixteen accusers appeared on national television and called for a congressional investigation into the Fat Bastard’s actions:

"Look, the President has addressed these accusations directly and denied all of these allegations, and this took place long before he was elected to be president. The people of this country at a decisive election supported President Trump, and we feel like these allegations have been answered through that process."

Hold up, bitch. First off, does anyone really believe that just because _____ says these are liars that he is telling the truth? The man who said Obama was born in Kenya? The man who claimed Muslims were cheering at the towers fell on 9/11? The man who mocks the disables? The man who said Ted Cruz’s father was involved in the Kennedy assassination?

Yeah, that guy?

Oh, and Huckleberry, that decisive election? Hillary Clinton won the popular vote by nearly 3 million more votes.

So, again. Sit down.

And yet Huckleberry still defends the predator and rapist—there is a story that he physically assaulted Ivana during their marriage—suggesting that Americans don’t care about the accusations of sexual assault against Trump made by at least 16 women. And to prove her point she said there were “witnesses” that have come forward to prove _____ has not committed sexual assault, but she would provide a list.

Oh, well, then, because you say there are witnesses…

Sit.The.Fuck.Down.

Only one “eyewitness” has ever emerged to dispute a claim of sexual assault against _____.

Anthony Gilberthorpe claims that he was in the first-class cabin with _____ and Jessica Leeds during a cross-country flight in 1980 but presented no evidence he was on that flight other than his word and his, ahem, “excellent memory.”

He also had no explanation as to an 18-year-old British boy was on a first-class domestic flight in the U.S. or why, had he actually been on that flight, he remembers the interactions between _____and Leeds when, he says, “nothing inappropriate” occurred. Oh, and he says Jessica Leeds told him she wanted to marry ____ because women walk up to total strangers, and boys, all the time and share their thoughts and hopes and dreams.

So, who is Anthony Gilberthorpe? Well, he’s a man who, in 1987, told British newspapers that he was engaged to fashion designer Bergdorf-Hunt. He was not engaged mainly because there was no woman named Leah Bergdorf-Hunt.

He once sued, and won a libel judgment, against another British newspaper that reported he had AIDS until it came out that the source of the story was Anthony Gilberthorpe himself.

Gilberthorpe also contends that, as a young man, he was “paid to recruit underage boys for orgies attended by ministers from Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet and yet, surprise, there is no proof to that story.

So, that’s the witnesses, er, witness, Sarah Huckleberry Sanders is saying proves _____ is not a predator.

Nice try, Sarah. Sit.Down.

Oh, but before you do, think about how, years from now, you’ll have to explain to your children and grandchildren how you stood up, as a woman, before the world, and called victims of sexual assault “liars” and how you then lied to protect a predator.

Lovely.

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