Thursday, December 07, 2017

Random Musings

As women all over the country continue to speak up about rampant sexual harassment and assault by powerful men, one women takes the Low Road: Kellyanne Conway.

During Conway’s interview at Politico’s Women Rule event with Anna Palmer, a woman in the audience wanted to know why Conway continued working with _____ given his record toward women, and Conway’s’ response was perfectly suited to her boss:
HECKLER: Kellyanne, your boss grabs women—
PALMER: Excuse me, we’re going to have a—I just want to say—
CONWAY: She just wants to go viral. [To heckler] But just remember, you didn’t get the question out of your mouth.
HECKLER: I got the question out of my mouth. Your boss grabs women by the pussy! Why do you work for him?
CONWAY: [to the host] By the way, you don’t have to remove her on my account. I very much believe in the First Amendment. And I think anybody has a right to sound like a complete jackass if they’d like to.
AUDIENCE: [boos and hisses]
Yes, Kellyanne Conway, who has spoken of her own issues of sexual harassment calls a victim a “jackass,”

No wonder people call her Cuntway.
Hooray for Austria!

This week the country's top court ruled that same-sex couples can marry:
"The Constitutional Court nullified with a decision on December 4, 2017 the legal regulation that until now prevented such couples from marrying."
Still, The Gays cannot marry until December 31, 2018.

But the march goes on …
As a person who hates bugs—Carlos is the Bug Killer at our house while I do snakes—this news makes my stomach turn:

If spiders worked together they could eat all human beings in a year.

At the moment—cuz that could change if these critters start talking to one another—spiders mostly eat insects, although some of the larger species have been known to snack on lizards, birds and even small mammals. But “experts said that if you add up the weight of all the food eaten by the world’s entire spider population in a single year is more than the combined weight of every human on the planet.”
I need to join the space program and get off’a this planet before the spiders unite!
It was a couple of weeks back when the Fat Bastard took to Twitter to kvetch and moan and snivel about not being chosen as TIME’s Person of the Year while still trying to pretend that he wasn’t interested in the award:
“Time Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named “Man (Person) of the Year,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!”
And, of course, TIME came for him, pointing out that the “phone call” story was a lie and said the finalists weren’t going to be released until much later. And so now, here’s your TIME Person of the Year:

I wanna see _____’s head implode when he realizes he was beaten by women … again.

Not that it can explode since it’s empty.
And just a quick note to The Deplorables….

Hillary Clinton DID NOT Lie to the FBI. Hillary Clinton DID NOT collude with a hostile foreign government.Hillary Clinton DID NOT get Indicted.Hillary Clinton did not Plead Guilty to a crime.

That was Michael Flynn.

Lock him up.
David Ermold was one of the gay men—with David Moore, below—who was denied a marriage license by Kim Davis in Rowan County, Kentucky a couple of years ago, and now he’s challenging her for her job:

“I am running to restore the confidence of the people in our clerk’s office and because I believe that the leaders of our community should act with integrity and fairness, and they should put the needs of their constituents first. My commitment to Rowan County is to restore professional leadership, fairness, and responsibility to the clerk’s office. I will build upon the successes of the past, and I will seek solutions for the challenges we may still face.”
Davis announced she was running for reelection last month but now maybe she’ll be once again given another smackdown by The Gays.
Again, a_____ controversy, this time his endorsement of a pedophile to the Senate, his Tax Scam, his reversal of decades of policy on Israel, and his opening up of protected national treasures to drilling and mining have the press corps frothing at the mouth to answer questions.

But reporters arriving at Air Force One in Utah on Monday quickly learned that White House officials were not going to allow on-the-record questions on any of it when White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley refused to answer any questions on the record:
REPORTER: We have to ask the questions—
GIDLEY: I understand that, you have a job to do and so do I.
REPORTER: You’re not doing your job. Your job is literally to take questions from us. That’s the whole point of this … you can release paper statements if you want.
GIDLEY: Please tell me more about my job if I get to tell you more about yours.
That’s the _____ White House, refusing to answer to the American people.

Keep that in mind, the midterm elections will be here soon enough and we need to flip Congress. Get a Democrat as Speaker of the House, then impeach _____ and Pence for their lies and collusion and obstruction of justice and we can have a Democrat as president to represent the entire country.

Just sayin’.
Now, to be completely bipartisan, I think it’s time Al Franken step down.

If we all demand that Roy Moore not be allowed in the Senate because of things he’s done, then we need to ask the same of Franken. We cannot play party politics. If you act inappropriately you must resign.

But that’s just me … or is it?

Now, that said, Roy Moore better be forced out if he wins.
Oh, and speaking of sexual predators and accused pedophile Roy Moore, howsabout the news that Roy, the good Christian boy … cough cough …began dating his wife Kayla when she was still legally married to her first husband.

Pedophile. Predator. Adulterer. No wonder _____ backs him.
We had a free weekend of HB) a while back and I recorded the entire season of their reboot of Westworld. It’s really quite good, and not just because it features James Marsden as Teddy; Marsden is just beautiful, though, sadly, he gets killed in almost every episode.

Also, continuing their trend of hot Men is Once Upon a Time who introduced Nathan parson as a good guy or a baddie who looks good in modern clothes and a codpiece.

Just sayin’.


Mistress Maddie said...

Since you said it...ill say it too.Kellyanne is a swanky cunt!!!!! She's probably been raped but enjoyed it.

Love the time magazine cover.

Leanna said...

Right now I'm watching Al Franken speak about his resignation on C-SPAN2. It's hard to believe that he has done those things to all those women. I love him because he's one of the best Senators in Washington. We need more guys like him that do good and fight for the people. But I hate the fact that he is guilty of groping and forced kissing of women. It's a shame but he does have to go.

the dogs' mother said...

Maybe I should stop my spider catch and release program...

Deedles said...

After that opening picture of skankway, the spider seemed quite lovely. In our house, hubs is the spider killer and I take care of any lizard that may wander into the house. To me, a spider isn't dead until it's squished beyond all recognition. I don't mind anything with fewer than eight legs. You may get off of the planet, but beware of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars ( cue the eerie music).

Speaking of Mars, James Marsden, YUMMY!

anne marie in philly said...

I am sorry to lose a D in the senate, but al had to go.

perhaps we can have the spiders eat all the GOPricks!

the dump dictatorship IS fulla deplorables! LOCK THEM UP!

John Going Gently said...

Re Austria !
Yuk yuk.......Adolf Hitler will be pinning in his grave if he had one

Debra She Who Seeks said...

I hope David Ermold wins!

Moving with Mitchell said...

Although I don't love seeing a spider around the house, i don't go into panic -- actually love watching them weave their webs. But a tarantula... well that's another story. We had one in San Diego and I left it to Jerry who swept it out the door. I was afraid to go out the next day figuring it was sitting and waiting for me.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Is it just me or does KACi need a new make-up artist?

Professor Chaos said...

Once I saw a photo of a camel spider I knew it was just a matter of time before spiders replaced us at the top of the food chain.

Also, where can I donate to David Ermold?