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Goddess, I just adore Herschel Walker. He’s the gift that
keeps on giving, every single time he opens his illiterate lying Republican
yap. The other day Herschel went after Stacey Abrams, the
Democratic candidate for governor … what was he thinking! … because she had
said: “I am tired of hearing about [Georgia] being the best state in the country to do business when we are the worst state in the country to live.” Abrams was specifically talking about
Georgia’s problems with mental health treatment, maternal mortality,
incarceration rates and wages, but Herschel heard none of that and decided to
release a statement: “If you don’t believe in the country, leave and go somewhere else. If it’s the worst state, why are you here? Why don’t you leave—go to another? There’s, what, 51 more other states that you can go to?” I
guess when Stacey was listing the ills of Georgia she might have mentioned education
because the guy running for Senate doesn’t know how many states there are in
America. And
then there was the following week, when Herschel was talking about Jesus, and
found a way to compare himself to Jesus because they both … wait for it … it’s
epic … suffer from multiple personality disorder: “I tell them all the time. I say, dude, I tell them. Do our lord Jesus Christ have a mental illness because he said he’s the father, the son and the Holy Spirit? To me, those are three different personalities. So we’re not so much different than he is.” Walker,
in his 2008 memoir, Breaking Free, said he suffers from multiple
personality disorder. So
vote for him Georgia, because if he wins, you’ll get a lying hypocritical pig
as Senator, and all those other personalities he has to offer. Like
Jesus. Really. |
Tuesday, June 28, 2022
Really Herschel Walker? Really?
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Someone needs to get extra strength duck tape for his mouth.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, if this is what the GOP is offering ....
DeleteHershel is a godsend! The 52 states bit was a good demonstration of stupidity, however his saying Jesus suffered from multiple personalities told the world he thinks God is mentally ill.
ReplyDeleteHe is a literal hot mess.
DeleteHe's a dick.
ReplyDeleteAnd not the good kind: he's the typical Repug: hypocritical, supercilious, greedy and loves to lie. I'm glad his fuckery has been exposed (his son alone would sink the Titanic with his stupidity) but wanna bet there'll be people still voting for him?
XOXO
He's that Thing 45 kind of liar, who thinks just cuz it said it, y'all need to believe it.
DeleteSorry Hersch, I ain't buyin' your bull shiz.
I'm not sure many Christians believe that Christ had multiple personality disorder. I am not sure that it a stance taken by most major Christian religions and many of the minor ones. But Herschel clearly needs help and I am not sure that running for political office is going to help his multiple personality disorder.
ReplyDeleteThat's one of his more inane ramblings. Bless his heart.
DeleteGood Lord. (Take your pick which one)
ReplyDeleteBetween Jesus and history he's a mess.
DeleteHershel Walker’s multiple personalities: Dumb, Dumber, and Dumberer. I wish he would move to the 52nd state.
ReplyDeleteYou got it ... in a nutshell!
Deletechortle, yes move to the 52nd state!
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
But first, find it on a map!
Deletexoxo
"more other"? Guess he failed grammar too.
ReplyDeleteWhy do train wrecks like this keep getting pushed to the front of the line? Truly scary. And, apparently the personality that was speaking that day for Mr. Walker has no concept of what the English language is about. That's some quality word salad he keeps serving up.
ReplyDeleteOMG. Anyone who doesn't know how many states there are should be automatically disqualified as a candidate. (We could be charitable and say he was counting Washington D.C. and Puerto Rico, but I don't believe it for a minute!)
ReplyDeleteThere oughta be a test!!
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