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I have no Carlos story this week because this is my mood and it’s all I can do.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck.

I blame the heat and humidity, and stupidity; luckily, Carlos gets this mood and rarely tries to poke the bear, though he does smirk at my tirades!

If the GOP really wanted to get intel out to the insurrectionists, they should have hired cats, because the cats could go anywhere unnoticed. Not Tuxedo, though, he votes Blue.

At a time when the GOP wants to punish drag queens, or people who say ‘Gay,’ President Biden reiterated that he believes no one should face discrimination because of who they are or whom they love and so this week, to mark Pride Month, he signed an Executive Order Advancing Equality for LGBTQI+ Individuals that:

Addresses discriminatory legislative attacks against LGBTQI+ children and families, directing key agencies to protect families and children

Prevent so-called “conversion therapy” with a historic initiative to protect children from the harmful practice

Safeguards health care, and programs designed to prevent LGBTQI+ youth suicide

Supports LGBTQI+ children and families by launching a new initiative to protect foster youth, prevent homelessness, and improve access to federal programs

That’s my president, working for equality rather than trying to criminalize your sexual orientation or gender identity.

CATS A GODDAMNED BLUE VOTE!!!

Last year a woman sued GEICO for catching HPV while having sex in a car insured by GEICO. The woman says she had unprotected sex with her then-boyfriend and contracted HPV and sued GEICO for $1 million in monetary damages. They declined, and the case was sent to arbitration.

Cut to this year and the Court of Appeals for the Western District of Missouri has ordered GEICO to pay the woman M.O. $5.2 million in damages because she was injured in a car they insured.

Seriously.

And not a word about the woman choosing to have unprotected sex. No responsibility.

One of my favorite parts of the January 6 hearings is the testimony from several witnesses who say that on Election  Night Rudy Giuliani showed up at the White House rather intoxicated.

The blowback from that story has led to the creation of a new adjective, giuliani’d, as in:

“I went out last night and got so giuliani’d that I had unprotected sex in a GEICO-insured car and may have caught HPV.”

I like it.

For years, Georgia GOP senate candidate Herschel Walker has expressed an enormous pride and love for his adult son, while taking a stand against fatherless households and deadbeat dads—specifically in the Black community—but now we know that Walker, who has apparently never met the truth, has a second son, who has apparently been estranged from his biological father since his birth a decade ago.

Walker was hit with a paternity suit, in which he admitted being the father, pays child support, and sends Christmas & birthday gifts, but does not see this son.

That’s all.

The new story all over the web is the ALLEGATIONS that Congressperson Lauren Boebert was an "unlicensed paid escort" who had "two abortions" and was convinced to run for office by Ted Cruz who may or may not have been a client, and then married a man who ALLEGEDLY whipped out his penis to underage girls at a bowling alley.

She really is the ideal representative of the Republican party.

PS Of note is that Ted Cruz, who never shuts up about anything—and always tries to insinuate himself into any trending topic—has not even remarked on reports that he hired Lauren Boebert and she may have aborted his baby.

Uh huh.

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