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This made me laugh!

Kim Kardastrophe was in London last week with Pete Davidson and tried to worm her way into the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee at the last minute. But Buckingham Palace knows Kim and how she got to be this version of famous—hint: porn—and gave her the Royal Finger.

And so she headed to the BBC thinking because she’s Kim Kardastrophe, she could get right in and the BBC turned BBK for a hot minute to say Buh Bye Kimmy.

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Speaking of the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee, Alicia Keys? Really. I mean, nothing says celebrate the Queen like Keys dashing between two pianos to sing a couple of her hits. But the best part was when Keys said she always thought of London as her second home and so she had a song in mind, and then busted into “Empire State of Mind.”

Huh? An ode to New York reminds you of London? Huh? Many in the crowd were confused as to why Keys chose to perform that song at the British celebration:

“She’s singing about New York in London… She can’t do that.”

“Why is Alicia Keys singing about how amazing New York City is at an event to celebrate the Queen? Maybe choose another song?”

“Although I love the song about New York, you’re in London baby.”

“I love Alicia Keys and everything but if this is meant to be best of British, why are we singing about New York in the middle of London?”

Maybe through osmosis Keys got wind of the confusion, because halfway through the song she started singing ‘London’ instead of ‘New York.’

I guess she finally remembered where she was performing.

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Clearly Sarah Jessica Parker, who just last week said Kim Cattrall was never ever coming back to And Just Like That [Nobody Was Watching] realized the only way to draw in an audience was to tease that Samantha was coming home … in a text.

Although SJP, and creator of the show Michael Patrick King, have both said they would not be okay with Cattrall returning to the show, they will use the name Samantha Jones every chance they get to make their diehard fans—both of them—think Samantha’s back because Carrie and Samantha will text, y’all.

Riveting television. SJP and MPK keep running around assuring people that Cattrall will never be on the show, and then they bring her up … on the show!

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Let’s end with one Jamie Lee Curtis. She’s not just the Scream Queen from films and sequels like Halloween, she’s a wonderful mother and she does weddings.

Curtis not only watched, but performed the wedding ceremony between her daughter Ruby Guest—who came out as transgender in 2020 —and her partner Kynthia, in a ceremony held in Jamie Lee and husband Christopher Guest’s backyard, and afterwards Jamie Lee was gushing over the happy couple on social media:

“WIFE IS SWEET! Ruby and Kynthia.”

And, again, that’s how you parent.

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