Day Two: The Republican National Clusterf**k

So, it wasn’t a night of touting the good points of the GOP—hint: there aren’t any—it was a night of kissing Daddy’s ass, or better still, his bank account, and putting Hillary Clinton on trial.

At least there was no plagiarism … let’s start with [t]Rump Jr.

He painted his dad as having fought his way from Queens to Manhattan — across a bridge … what a hero — to change the skyline of New York.

Um, I don’t think so; and how exactly did he make his way to Manhattan? In a limo paid for by the millions his Daddy gave him? Donald [t]Rumps story isn’t the story of the poor man who made good, it’s the story of the rich man who got richer, AKA the pride of the GOP.

But what I loved most is Rump Jr., the son of a billionaire, whose every wish was granted, whose every bit of schooling was bought and paid for by Daddy, whose very employment is at the whim of Daddy, is telling anyone what it's like to be middle class and what his Daddy will do for the Middle class.

Let’s see … he’s hired millions of Chinese people to make his shirts.

Sit down, Junior. Your speech fed Daddy’s ego … the check is in the mail.

Sidenote: is it me or does it seem like he ripping off a Black power salute? White Power? Rich White Man's Son Power? And let's not get started on his Crazy Eyes.

The theme of the night was supposed to be “Make America Work Again.” I had to laugh; this from the GOP which has failed for the last six or eight years to pass a jobs bill.

Huh? UFC Chairman Dana White, talked about how [t]Rump helped him build his business from a niche sport to a global brand, and then small businessman Andy Wist said [t]Rump supports small business though he never seemed to make his point.

So, there was almost no discussion of the economy because when you got nothin', you say nothin'.

The Rudy Giuliani Mad Man Speech was given last night by New Jersey Governor, and failed presidential candidate, [t]Rump lapdog, wannabe Veep until Rump sent him back to the jet, Chris Christie who broke away from the buffet table long enough to goad the Clusterf**k crowd into chanting "lock her up" as he waged a "mock trial" against Hillary Clinton.

This from a man who himself is facing legal woes over the "Bridgegate" scandal over the politically motivated lane closures on the George Washington Bridge.

Christie brought up EmailGate and the crowd went wild.

I wonder what they would scream if they used their wee pea brains to recall that Krispy Kreme is accused of deleting texts, deleting emails from private accounts and losing his cell phone that allegedly contained information about whether the governor directed his staff to close lanes on the major artery connecting New Jersey and New York.

Oops. Pot.Kettle.STFU.

Lastly, we had Little Tiffany Trump who told us her Daddy was nice, her daddy was sweet, her Daddy was fair, and that people like her Daddy.

It was less a political speech than an audition from some future Bravo “reality” show … Marla and Tiffany Do Dallas? 

It was not at all about what the GOP, and a President Rump will do for America, but more of a We Don’t Like Hillary Slamfest … but when you got nothin’ to say, and you’re the GOP, you slam the other side.