Thursday, April 12, 2012

Random Musings

The Drag Race.
Latrice. Royale.
Sharon Needles better win--even though I read the spoiler at DD's and nearly tossed my cookies.

I love celebrities who act like they don't know a camera is trained on them when they're doing idiotic things.
Like when Paris, Lindsay and Britney all flashed their ladybits, getting out of cars all spread-eagled and stuff. Now, the newest member of that select group of morons is former ladyboy turned steroid man Zac Efron.
It all began when he "accidentally" dropped a condom on the red carpet and acted like he didn't know anything about it. I won't take the time to show it to you, but take a moment, Google it, and see for yourself how he rummages in his pocket just before the "accident".
And suddenly he's all in the news.
Now, Zac has a new movie out, possibly as bad as that one he did where he was on a sailboat, possibly worse. But, while he was in Australia promoting this destined for the DVD bottom shelf, he began parading around the balcony of his hotel in various stages of undress.
First he was wearing his baggy jeans so his ass--while underwear-clad--was hanging out. And, just for good measure, he began readjusting his junk.
Then he appeared on the same balcony in his little boxer briefs because he didn't know were watching. Uh huh.
Lastly, he took off the drawers, and then reappeared wearing just a towel, and then let the towel slip so he could show off his precious little boy ass.
Paris, Lindsay and Britney would be so pleased that someone has added their names to the Whore Yourself Out For Any Reason At All Club.
If you'd like to see Zac promoting his Little Zac and his ZacAss go HERE.

Paul Iacono, the 23-year-old actor best known for starring in an MTV show I've never seen or heard about, The Hard Times of RJ Berger, has come out.
He is best remembered for playing a teen with a big member.
And now he's out.
So, Homo HQ will be sending the requisite Coming Out Toaster Oven and copy of the Gay Agenda.
Welcome out, Paul.
Welcome out.

Madonna is all about 1st's and breaking records and stuff.
Well, she's really all about whorish self-promotion, but her way sounds nicer.
Still, I don't think even Madonna will be trumpeting her latest feat.
After a promising start, topping the Billboard 200 chart in its first week with 359,000 copies sold, Madonna's MDNA suffered an 88% drop in sales to 46,000.
That sets the record for biggest second week drop in history. 
And some folks are saying that the option for fans to buy MDNA as part of a tour ticket package actually screwed, er, skewed the initial numbers. See, 185,000 copies of MDNA were sold as part of the deal, so only 179,000 constituted individual album sales. 
And, had these been the final numbers reported, MDNA wouldn't have topped the US charts in its first week at all.

So, Ricky pulled out early.
And I'm not talking birth control.
Newt's still in it though, and has taken up Frothy's One True Conservative posters.
Poor Newt, he can't even come up with his own campaign slogans.
And then........
In Utah, five Republicans have filed the necessary papers and paid the $500 fee to qualify for the June 26th presidential primary election, but not that Frothy Mix has dropped out of the race, just four will be on the ballot.
Newt's check bounced.
Utah Elections Director Mark Thomas said a designated agent for the Gingrich campaign brought the filing papers and a check for $500 in March, but the state was notified by the bank that the check had bounced. His office tried to contact the Gingrich campaign through the telephone number and email provided on the application, but they have not received a response.
So the state sent a certified letter to the campaign, stating that if the fee isn’t paid by April 20, Gingrich will be disqualified and will not be on the ballot.
Too bad he couldn't have paid the filing fee with his Tiffany's credit account.

So, we were still wading into that kerfuffle about Jenna Talackova, the transgendered contestant in the Canadian Miss Universe pageant who was rejected--then reinstated--after officials discovered that she is transgender.
Well, Great-granny Barbara Walters wasted no time getting Jenna into an interview room, and talked all about her childhood, her transition, her sexuality, how she took her name and why she decided to enter the pageant.
But then, to show the other side of the story, Walters also interviewed Donald Rump, the owner of the Miss Universe pageant to get this side of the story, and he divulged the most asshatted explanation ever.
And apparently he means it.
He said Talackova has an "ulterior motive" because the first letters of her name spell "JENNATAL".
Yes, he did.
And to think some people in this country thought this dumbfuck could have been, should have been, a presidential contender.

It sounded like a joke: a vampire, a werewolf, and a ghost rent a house together.
But then I got hooked on the American version of the BBC hit, Being Human.
And the season finale was this week.
The vampire, Aiden, was put to ground.
Josh, the werewolf, had a gun pointed at his head by the wolf who made him.
And Sally, the ghost, shredded herself and got trapped in a radio,
Seriously, I cannot wait for next season.

And lastly, the season finale of Justified. I'll have to wait months before seeing more of this on my TV set.
That's all........


froggy said...

Let me add some more Os to your NO - OOOOOOOOO. Sob.

KDNA said...

I am Latrice Motherfucking Royale. Jesus is a biscuit.

Tivo Mom said...

Timothy Olyphant....ahhhhhhhh