I Ain't One To Gossip, But......Mugshot Edition

Charlie Sheen is at it again.

While he is known as a Hollywood bad boy, it was his recent activities in New York City that have everyone buzzing.

Sheen, who was in town with exwife Denise Richards and their daughters Sam and Lola, ALLEGEDLY trashed his suite at The Plaza Hotel one night this week when he realized his wallet was missing. The ensuing ruckus and fuss lead security to Sheen's room.

And when the authorities did arrive, at around 2 AM Tuesday morning, they discovered a naked and drunk Charlie Sheen in a badly damaged room. Police described Sheen as "emotionally disturbed" when they found him.

He was subsequently admitted to New York Hospital, accompanied by his exwife.

Adding a more salacious note to this story, if that's possible, a source--and by source I mean hotel hooker--claims that Sheen was, ahem, entertaining an escort in his room at the time of the disturbance. The source says: "She was fearing for her life and was naked. Charlie was incoherent but started screaming slurs at the cops."

Sheen, who checked himself into rehab as a "preventative measure" in early 2010, also ALLEGEDLY accepted the treatment in lieu of jail time for brandishing a knife at former wife, Brooke Mueller, just last December.

Someone needs to be locked up this time.

Mel Gibson is thinking of another Apology Tour, like the one he took after his DUI arrest, and anti-Semitic rant of a few years back.

This seems to be the result of the fact that the cast and crew of 'The Hangover 2' wanted nothing to do with Mel Gibson, who was set to cameo in the film, and his part was subsequently cut out.

So, seeing that his wallet may now be taking a hit, sources--and by sources, I mean the people who keep his mouth taped shut and all phones out of his reach--are saying that Melvin will do a sit-down interview and apologize again for being a douchebag: "Since the second the tapes were released, every media outlet has been contacting Mel's people asking for an interview. Now, after months of silence, Mel has finally realized if he doesn't say something really soon it might be too late. The days of burying his head in the sand hoping this whole ugly mess goes away are over."

So, who should Melvin sit down with? Oprah? Hmm, his misogyny won't play well with her audience. Barbara Walters? Hmm, the fact that she's Jewish might be an obstacle. Jay Leno? Hmm, talking to a comic would not be funny.

Melvin, however, seems intent on talking to a man, since his interview with Diane Sawyer after his anti-Semitic didn't go so well for him. It seems that gives Matt Lauer a leg up, and Lauer is quite the media whore so he may just sell his soul to interview Gibson.

Oh, Lindsay! Even when it looks like it's going good for you, it really isn't.

One would think that La Lohan would be happy as a cokewhore in Colombia since the judge decided to keep her rehab and out of jail....this time. But sources--and by sources, i mean the guy who helps Lindsay knit potholders in rehab--say Lindsay is anything but happy these days.

Well sure, i mean this is party season in LA and she's stuck finger-painting and listening to Dina rant about activist judges and poor little girls.

But what really makes her unhappy is her rapidly depleting bank account. It seems that drug addict and criminal, Lohan, will need to find a to help cover her bill at the Betty Ford Center.
The source says: "Lindsay can't afford to pay for treatment. Three months at the facility will cost her almost $50,000, which she doesn't have."

Man, if she'd just skipped that last coke binge, you know, the one that got her arrested again and sent back to rehab again, she might have had the 50K.

Lohan, who is used to living the high life--pun intended--asking for free clothes and free dinners and free admittance to the latest drug party, doesn't seem to have it in her to ask someone to pay for her rehab.

Her 'peopele'--and by 'perople,' I mean, famewhoring mother, Dina Lohan, the root of all that is wrong with Lindsay Lohan--tried and failed to sell her first post rehab interview for big bucks, so her only option now is to find some sort of sponsor.

Um, yeah, good luck with that.
Although....maybe if I made some "Save Lohan" t-shirts, I could help her.....Nah.
Let her find a cheaper rehab.

Speaking of rehab:

Comedian Andy Dick chose to appear on Celebrity Rehab to fight his addictions to drugs and alcohol, and, well, the rahb doesn't seem to be sticking.

Dick was up to his old, er, tircks in Hollywood this week when he ALLEGEDLY drunkenly flashed his, well, dick, at patrons of the Cafe Audrey Coffee House.

An onlooker--who got a glimpse of Dick's dick--says the comnedian was sitting with friends when he suddenly kissed one of his male companions on the mouth, exposed the aforementioned gentials, and then "staggered down the street, making quite the commotion."

Yes, folks, even in Hollywood, the sight of a D-list actor being drunk and naked can cause a commotion.

Of course, this isn't Dick's first time to show off. He also exposed himself at a Fourth of July party over the summer, ALLEGEDLY idecalring his independence from clothing. And he has been arrested twice for unwarranted sexual advances to both men and women,

Maybe Dick ought to get to a rehab that isn't a TV show.