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The other day I told Carlos I was heading to the bank after work to deposit some money into savings. He gave me a quizzical dog look and said:

“Why don’t you put it into checking and then come home and transfer it into savings on the computer?”

“Well, why put the money I want to deposit into savings into the  checking account just to drive home and get on the computer and take that money out of checking and transfer it into savings, when I can just do it all in one swoop.”

“Cuz my way is easier.”

I can’t.

This is what I called The Tuesday Tuxedo  from 2010. I love how he lay flat on his back in the windowsill getting his sun on; he looks like an Olympic luge athlete!

And the punim on that cat in that bottom photo!

An attorney ethics review panel has recommended that Rudy Giuliani be disbarred for directing Thing 45’s many failed legal challenges to the 2020 presidential election results in Pennsylvania.

Well, that would make at least one bar that doesn’t want Rudy around.

Remember how Bud Light partnered with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney and the rightwingnuts started a boycott? And remember how one of the biggest screamers was Kid Rock who posted a video of himself shooting Bud Light cans?

Well, Kid Rock is a lying MAGAt hypocrite because at his Big Ass Honky Tonk & Rock ‘n’ Roll Steakhouse in Nashville Bud Light is not only still available it has always been available.

Kid Rock doesn’t care about that ad, he wants to make money.

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Tommy passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning:

"I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next few months, he saw her doing this many, many times, until one day he came home from school and heard her moaning. And this time when he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Tommy raced to his room, stripped off his clothes, threw himself on the bed and started stroking himself, and moaning:

“I need a bike! I need a bike!"

I wish it was that easy.

Large Marge was recently kicked out of the ultra-conservative House Freedom Caucus but is now acting like it’s no big deal:

“I’m not really concerned about it. I don’t have time for the drama club.”

Seriously? Large Marge, the adulterous, traitorous, hate-filled bigot stunt queen has no time for drama?

Ron DeSaster was asked if he’d take the Veep spot under Thing 45 if he failed to get the presidential nod, and said he’d never be Number Two.

Funny, cuz when I think of Ron DeSaster I always think of Number Two.

The ¿Quién es más macho? battle between two spoiled billionaires, Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, was supposed to be resolved in a cage match between these fools. But now Elon wants to back out and do something simpler:  he wants a “literal dick measuring contest”.

C’mon they’re both gigantic dicks with teeny weenies.

Alabama Senator Wingnut McCracker, er, Tommy Tuberville is doubling down on his claim white nationalists shouldn’t be labeled as “racist” while also insisting he opposes racism but maybe someone ought to read the definition of white nationalism:

“A type of racial nationalism which espouses the belief that white people are a race and seeks to develop and maintain a white racial and national identity.”

Seriously, Alabama, do better than electing racists, and really stupid racists, to office.

This is David Corenswet, American actor, and perhaps the latest movie Superman. But this isn’t about that—maybe he is a super man—but it’s: Would You Hit It?