Saturday, March 18, 2023

Snarky Thoughts

Rumor has it that good boy Prince Andrew is heartbroken and, well, furious that his older brother King Chuck is the sole heir to mommy’s nearly $800M tax-free estate.

My Thought: If you’d stayed away from underage girls, mama might have slipped you some coins.

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What is it with some celebrities who feel the need to share every minute detail of their lives? And, no, this time I don’t mean Madge. Actor and podcaster Rachel Bilson is the latest member of the Thirsty Overshare Club™ and has decided to let the world know that although she has had several relationships, but she has never had an orgasm until she was thirty-eight.

My Thought: Was anyone asking her about her orgasms or does she just think everyone cares … cuz I, for one, don’t.

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When movie theater attendance took a nose-dive with the rise of streaming and COVID lockdowns, tiny men with big egos, Tom Cruise and James Cameron, demanded their films only be shown in theaters to get America back at the movies. And yet neither man could be bothered to show up to the Oscars, AKA “Hollywood’s Biggest Night.”

My Thought: Cameron wasn’t nominated, so clearly he stayed home to pout, and Tom Cruise’s new face probably wasn’t ready by the time the show aired.

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Ever since Bravo let her go fired her for being a hot shrieking mess, people have been wondering who will replace Lisa Rinna as the new bitch on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Well, it might be a former Desperate House stepping in to fill Rinna’s hooves since rumor has it that Andy Cohen has asked professional television bitch, Nicolette Sheridan, to join the show.

My Thought: What else is Sheridan doing, right? On the other hand, it would be smack to Rinna because Sheridan was once married to Rinna’s husband, Harry Hamlin … oh, and her lips are real.

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Since we already talked thirsty—see Rachel Bilson orgasm—let’s add to the club with one Miley Cyrus. See, Miley and her ex-husband Liam Hemsworth broke up over four years ago and she went on to have several relationships, as did he, but suddenly all of her new music is about Liam and how she doesn’t need him  and how he broke her heart and how he left her.

My Thought: Miley clearly wants Liam back, because why else spend her time four years later writing revenge songs? Especially given that Liam moved on and is in a long-term relationship.

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26 comments:

  1. I have no idea who Rachel Bilson is. Being the sole producer for Avatar 2, Cameron was nominated since the producer gets the Best Picture Oscar; he did know he wasn't going to win. Looking at Liam H. I can understand why Miley would want him back.

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    1. But Cameron didn't get a Director nod so his ego was bruised.

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  2. I think I'm going to be ill.

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    1. Think of it as a kind of expectorant. Might be just what you need!!!

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  3. Movies in actual theaters...I think I remember
    that!!!
    xoxo :-)

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    1. It's been a while for us, too!
      xoxo

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  4. Miley's song "Flowers" is stuck in my head all of the time now, tho. As they used to say on American Bandstand. "It's got a good beat and it's easy to dance to!" :)

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  5. Randy Andy should remember that Chaz is too busy farting about spending the nation's money on a vegan coronation (pleeease). And of course mummy splashed out on those $12 million to pay off one of those underage girls. Randy had better hope that more of those underage girls don't sue him cos Chaz has an expensive consort to keep in the manner she feels she deserves (NOT).

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    1. I imagine Camilla has her hands tight on the purse strings!

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    2. Her hands are tight on his short and curlies! He can't go nowhere without her.

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  6. I'll give Miley this: those songs probably gestated over a certain amount of time - and are just seeing the light of day. Doubtful they are newly written, just newly recorded / released - and break up songs are usually WAY more interesting than love ones. Oh, I hope Nicolette is on. I hope I hope I hope.

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    1. I just loathe revenge tracks; so thirsty.

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    2. I have one album title for you: "Rumours". :)

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  7. I had the same thought as Blobby. As for the royalty, doesn't it make sense for Chuck to inherit, since he's taking over the throne? I thought that was how it worked.

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    1. I guess Andy figured he was the favorite???

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  8. aussieguy1:42 PM

    I thought Miley moved on from Liam, though hard to figure as he’s much hotter! Never watched any of the “Real” Housewives (are any of them real OR housewives?), but Nicolette seems to fit the fake mode all too well. Oh, hold on, just had an orgasm…

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    1. Make sure you podcast the orgasm; that's the new thang!

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  9. If you think handsy Andy is miffed, just wait until Charles completly skips over supernumerary Harry. That'll be ugly.

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    1. They put the fun in dysfunctional!

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  10. I am a little surprised that you didn't have a snarky thought about why ex-President Trump has announced that he expects to be arrested next week. It is surely a crude attempt to stir up his base supporters rather like he did ahead of the January 6th storming of The US Capitol.

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    1. I usually stray away from politics for the Snark portion of the blog.
      Plus, he's an ass.

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  11. The fact that Prince Andrew got to keep his dukedom (and the income from it) after news of his bad behavior was brought to light seems to me, sufficient recompense. My daughter could tell us all about it - she pays far more attention to the lineage and how the various titles are handed out.
    I'm not a huge fan of PDA, and the thought of someone broadcasting their issues in the sack, is plain ick.

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    1. I am in complete agreement. The internet has made some of us think the rest of us are interested in every aspect of their lives. We are not.

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  12. Snark on Saturday is such a treat, sweetpea! Chisme at its best! xoxo

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    1. It's amazing what goes on out there!
      xoxo

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