Snarky Thoughts

Remember back in 2012 when Kim Kardastrophe was still a bit of a nobody? That was the year that PETA “flour bombed” to aspiring media whore on the red carpet of her True Reflection perfume launch and we all cackled at a Kardastrophe covered in flour. Well, now it seems that a PR rep who worked with Kimmy during that time said the whole thing was a planned “media moment.”

My Thought: What? Kim planned the flour bombing to get attention? Why she would never, that’s so unlike her.

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Recently Real Housewife of Salt Lake City, Jen Shah, was sentenced for her wire fraud scam where she stole money from the elderly and the poor to feed her lavish lifestyle, so what does a convict do? Well, scam artist Shah took 20 people to Italian hotspot Valbella at the Park in New York City and ate and drank their way through the menu.

My Thought: I guess six and a half years in prison rather than 14 is worth celebrating, though not for the elderly, whose money she stole. A shame she couldn't have used some of the money to buy herself a soul or a conscience.

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Apparently director Michael Bay is a wanted man in Italy for a crime he ALLEGEDLY committed a few years back while filming his Netflix action movie, 6 Underground. What did he do, you ask? Or didn’t ask? Bay is ALLEGED to have murdered a pigeon while filming or, to be fair, having a pigeon murdered while filming.

My Thought: He’s in trouble for this but got off scot-free for those Transformer abominations? There is literally no justice.

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And you all thought Kim would get married first, but, no, y’all, Kanye’s off the market after marrying a Yeezy employee named Bianca Censori who looks a lot like a certain  media whore with a giant ass. But maybe it’s all for The Ye Crazy Hour because he and the bride never filed a marriage certificate to make their union a legally binding one.

My Thought: When the meds kick back in, Kanye will move along from this Kim Kardastrophe Knockoff™ mess.

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Oh Gwen Stefani, does no one around you ever say, “Stop talking”? People have been calling Gwen a “culture vulture” since her No Doubt days when she did discount Pocahontas drag, but she’s upped her game since then by fully committing to Japanese culture after releasing her debut album Love. Angel. Music. in 2004. And so now, eighteen years later, Stefani is responding to the hate she’s received for appropriating another culture by saying … with a straight face … to an Asian-American journalist … that she, too, is Japanese. And that’s because … wait for it … she said this with a straight face, too … her father once worked for Yamaha. The interviewer also claims that Gwen identifies as both Hispanic and Latinx and Japanese and English, and that the day after these ridiculous statements her rep contacted her to say that she misunderstood Gwen.

My Thought: Gwen said to the reporter, “I’m Japanese.” Someone needs to sit Gwen down and explain cultural appropriation to her, and then ask that she just stop … she’s an effing white girl from effing Anaheim!

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