The other day, after my “Fall” post, I was telling Carlos about it, and reliving, for him, my tumbles and such; his response:
“But you forgot the best one ever! That time you fell out of bed? Now, that was funny.”
He’s lucky I’m still recovering …
Tuxedo is so annoyed by Santos that he has threatened to Uber his way to Washington, sneak into Congress, find Santos, and piss all over his leg. I said that was a bad Idea; skip the Uber and I’ll drive …
Ignacio Ondategui is a fashion and fitness model who is represented by Uno Models, who, well, likes being photographed without clothing. All well and good, but Would You Hit It?
PS Nice that he brought me cakes.
Have a great Birthday and Holiday and Celebration!ReplyDelete
Bobo is a tool. What were you expecting?ReplyDelete
And Kitara could NEVER read Trixie. Hopefully Santos will never get fucked ever again. And talking about getting fucked, could I get Ignacio's phone number?
And Happy Bday in advance! Hope you have a fantabulous WEEK.
Happy day before your birthday. Have a great time off and don't fall.ReplyDelete
Very many happy returns to you for the morrow. (I may well repeat my wishes on the day, but so what?)ReplyDelete
Trixie and George Santos bickering is fighting what would be highly entertaining would be to see George Santos and Lady bunny go at it. She would bury that lying bitch.ReplyDelete
And may I take the time to wish you a very happy birthday and another fun-filled happy and healthful trip around the sun!!! Now put your lips together and blow..
I'd back Trixie Mattel over Georgie baby any day of the week.ReplyDelete
Happy Unbirthday for today (courtesy of Lewis Carroll) and Happy Birthday for tomorrow
Happy Birthday and enjoy your time off. Have fun.ReplyDelete
Happy Birthday! I agree that no one should have to work on their birthday, and a few days extra would be good too.ReplyDelete
IQ45 certainly lives up to the nickname. As for Boebert...is there anymore more dumb than that woman?
Happy Birthday, sweetpea! I'm all for taking as much time as you desire to celebrate! Hell, I take the whole month of December and use NYE as my own personal worldwide celebration! xoxoReplyDelete
p.s. I'm with everyone else The Little Liar and Trixie! She's kicking his ass, metaphorically speaking, and he's too stupid to realize how out of his depth he is! He's such a SOB! xoxo
Happy birthday, Bob! Have a great time and lots of fun celebrating you.ReplyDelete
Happy Birthday! Hope you have a great long weekend.ReplyDelete
Happy Birthday Bob! Enjoy yourself!ReplyDelete
It is after midnight here in England Bob so I can legitimately wish you a Happy Birthday old timer!ReplyDelete
Have a fun birthday, and yeah, I'm up for Iggy. Beyonce is all about inclusion as long as those being included are paying her.ReplyDelete
First off... early Happy Birdday, babycakes! You still got it, love! Now work it! Ignacio... can I call him Iggy? I would kiss him... and then wipe my mouth... wipe my mouth! Jon Lovitz is a TERRIBLE HUMAN BEING. The things that come out of his mouth when he not working make him an ogre, too. What a dick - and not the fun kind. Never cared for Be-Bouncy. Girl can't act. Girl can't sing (she bleets). But girl can Be-Bouncy. Oh, yes, she can can. Thanks for the dirt, dear. Now.. bury 'em all. Kizzes.ReplyDelete
I too wish you a marvelous next twelve months! OXOXReplyDelete
I recall a few teachers explaining surname changesReplyDelete
Happy birthday, dear one! You've only fallen out of bed once?!? Amateur! Ignacio Ondategui? Oh dear god, yes. At least three times.ReplyDelete
Happy Birthday, try not to fall out of bed this weekend,ReplyDelete
Have a great birthday.ReplyDelete
Trump couldn't recognize his own ex-wife?! And they say Biden has dementia!