Saturday, January 28, 2023

Snarky Thoughts

I’m not sure how many times Tom Brady got sacked this year but me thinks his brain rattled around in his melon a little longer than necessary because after losing his shot at another Super Bowl, he spewed up some nonsense about how he wants his three children—Jack, Benjamin, and Vivian—to experience a little bit of failure in their lives because he believes it will help them build character.

My Thought: This from a man who ended his marriage because he wouldn’t give up his dream of being the winningest winner ever?

Sidenote: No Super Bowl for Brady this year, loser.

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Somewhere screenwriter Diablo Cody is enjoying a bit of karma after the news broke that Universal Pictures has scrapped the Madonna bio-pic that was to be directed by Madonna, co-written by Madonna and Diablo Cody, and starring approved-by-Madonna, Julia Warner.

My Thought: No one other than Madonna was interested in this being made.

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After Chris Brown showed his massive wardrobe on Instagram collection, calling his closet a department store with hundreds of items on display, he was slapped with two federal tax liens from the IRS for $2,245,561.50 and $1,059,967.78, and a bill from California for some $739,067.48 in back taxes. Brown has been ordered to pay the nearly $4M at once or both the feds and California will move in  to collect.

My Thought: Don’t show off your wealth all over social media if you aren’t paying your taxes.

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Where in the world is Cult of Scientology leader David Miscavige is missing, or in hiding, to avoid being served with a lawsuit ALLEGING that he was involved in child trafficking. The federal lawsuit, brought by a group of plaintiffs who were formerly in the Sea Org–a strict group within Scientology–claims Miscavige trafficked them as children, and their lawyers have been trying to serve Miscavige for over four-months, but he has been in hiding.

My Thought: I wonder if he's hiding in the same as his wife, Shelley Miscavige, who's been missing not seen in public for over fifteen years.

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If you’ve ever watched Bridgerton then you know the beauty that is Regé-Jean Page. But what you don’t know, is that science, er, British plastic surgeon Dr. Julian De Silva, claimed to have proof that Regé-Jean is the most handsome man on the planet ... those are his stats below.

My Thought: He’s kinda dreamy, sweet hot, but y’all know I have a closet full of Husbands In My Head who best Regé-Jean at every turn. What’s your take?

15 comments:

  1. Tom Brady should have stayed retired. Leave when you're at the top.

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  2. Brady's a buffoon. Madonna? I hope Diablo got a nonreturnable advance. I don't watch Bridgerton, not really into period pieces (intentional pun).

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  3. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder; you can't quantify it. After all there are people out there who think the Mona Lisa is beautiful, but she's like Ma Donna and ugly as sin imo

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  4. Rege-Jean, whom I'd never seen before now, on this evidence I'd class as a true 'stunner'.

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  5. As a left leaning advocate for fair taxation - it irks me to hear that someone who obviously has sufficient income to pay his/her taxes does not. I have other comments too, on this subject, but I'll kep them to myself.

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  6. Rege-Jean was the best part of the Bridgerton series so far. Lots of sexy men are featured, but he's my favorite.

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  7. He's a handsome man but percentages?!
    xoxo :-)

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  8. How about Tom Brady and Madonna hook up, Chris Brown hosts the wedding at Church of Scientology headquarters and David Miscavige officiates?

    Regé-Jean Page is stunning but what an absurd label.

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  9. Tom Brady was already at the top of his game. Like Madonna. Thing I don't get is why not end on a high, good note??? Thing is they can't stand disappearing and get greedy for more limelight and attention...and then end up soiling their records and reputation. People only remember the last good thing you did..

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  10. TB seems like a pompous guy with some OCD issues about playing and a whole lot of toxic masculinity and competitiveness. Page, yes, a very good-looking guy but a little too perfect.

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  11. I came to the same conclusion as you on Miscavige, that he may be in the same place as Shelley. Perhaps the Golden Globes will offer a few more trophies for his return next year.

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  12. Deedles1:39 PM

    Most handsome man on the planet?! Really? Are these the same people who choose People's Sexiest Man Alive? What's the standard? He's cute, doesn't do a thing for me. My sons are more handsome. No brag, just fact. Really, the PLANET?! Sheesh!

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  13. Let me throw in my two cents worth:

    *Madonna-Who wants to see that mess. She apparently hasn't heard the saying "Sometimes it is best to get out of the way." I predict the tour will be a mess and she will not fill all of her scheduled dates. It will cost a pretty penny to keep her on the road.

    *Tom-You may be pretty but it's time to transition to something else. He needs to talk to Gronk. I hear he is bored. Start a damn business together. Get out of the house.

    *Chris-aka women beater-I found pictures of his so called closet. He needs to get an organizer in there STAT. I am sure he doesn't know half the shit he has. The room looks like a back room of a department store ready to put out merchandise on the floor. Also, when will folks realize the tax man always gets their cut. Pay now or later-with fines.

    *You tell me with all out modern technology the powers that be can't find David M. Try harder.

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  14. Regé-Jean Page looks like he should be in a production of CATS. As in, I'm not feeling it. As for David Miscavige, my suggestion? John Travolta's or Tom Cruises asses. Or... maybe he was buried with Kirstie Ally? Or maybe she ate him and then died? This is how rumors get started... just saying. Chris Brown is a piece of excrement. I hope the government gets every penny, the little creep. Talented, yes? A creep... there's no denying. Poor Madge. Maybe more plastic surgery will make her feel better? She's one butt injection away from becoming Kim KarKrashian. And Tom Brady? Do we care? No... no, we do not. Thanks for the dirt. Now bury them all... they're starting to stink up the joint. Kizzes.

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  15. 93.65% for looks, but what is his character like? Is he a nice person? Can he make women laugh? Is he kind to children and animals? Does he cook?

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