Snarky Thoughts

We all know the stories of Lea Michele’s bitchiness on the set of Glee, and how she tortured the cast and guest stars with her diva behaviors. And we know she schemed and cajoled and, god knows what else, her way into the lead of the Funny Girl revival on Broadway earlier this year, but maybe she’s trying to change … starting with her face. Recently Lea shared selfies on her Instagram, and social media lit up about buccal fat removal–the new procedure allegedly making its way through the women who have the fat sucked from their cheeks to look thinner.

My Thought: Lea’s face doesn’t look thinner … and it’s a bit more than gaunt. What’s the word? Skeletal! Yes, that’s a good look. And, is it just me, or was the fat sucked from her cheeks pumped into her lips?

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Chatting with Janelle Monáe for Variety’s Actors on Actors series, Elvis actor Austin Butler said that he didn’t see his family for almost years while prepping for the role of the King, and when he finally did see them he couldn’t stop being Elvis, moving and speaking like the long dead performer.

My Thought: Since Butler failed to mention this the press tours last year when Elvis opened, I think he’s telling the “story” now in case Oscar voters are listening.

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You know I am not one of those millionaires, but if I were I could think of many more things to spend 100K on, including a pet … and I’m even talking about The Great Tuxedo. But maybe comedian Gabriel Iglesias didn’t think anything about dropping $100,000 on a quinceañera for his chihuahua Risa. Iglesias paraded Risa through the party in a tricked-out baby carriage with neon accent lights looking every bit a fairy-tail princess … up to and including three sequined gowns she was changed into over the course of the festivities.

My Thought: This party wasn’t for the dog, and it wasn’t for Iglesias, it was for people Iglesias wanted to impress by spending all that dough on a dog.

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I guess he’s either trying to outdo Nick Cannon in the Baby Daddy Race or he’s trying to out crazy Kanye. Either way, 53-year-old Sean John Daddy P. Diddy Puffy or Diddy Love Combs had a baby with Dana Tran while still in a relationship with 28-year-old Caresha “Yung Miami” Brownlee and he wants y’all to stop calling that other woman a “side chick.” What a gentleman! This newest baby daughter, named Love Sean Combs, joins her siblings Quincy Taylor Brown, 30, Justin Dior Combs, 27, Christian Combs, 23, Chance Combs, 15, D’Lila & Jessie Combs, 14. Seven children with four different women.

My Thought: He has a few more babies to go before besting Cannon but naming his latest daughter after himself is kinda Kanye.

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