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I know that not everyone in Hollywood has had work done—I
mean, explain Steve Buscemi—but when someone stands up and shouts to the world
that they are all-natural, well, you gotta take a ten-second swan dive into
Google images to seek the truth. And I’m looking at you, Vicki Beckham. Some
folks are saying that the pop-star-fashion-mogul has had a nose job but
Vicki is setting the record straight, like her nose, that she has never had
that kind of work done. My Thought: Up top, Old Nose Vicki and New Nose Vicki. I
don’t care about many pounds you drop, the nose doesn’t lose weight at the tip
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At this week’s People’s Choice Awards—the awards show for the people … who know nothing about awards shows—Shania Twain was getting an Icon Award, and so she showed up to the event looking like, well that, up there. She had pink hair, and some cheetah head scarf that melded into a neck scarf that melded into gloves maybe, and a skirt with an arrow pointing to her vagina. And that wasn’t the worst thing of all … that was Shania’s new face that, like Vicki Beckham, I’m sure she will claim is still her old face. My Thought: Some say the look paid tribute to her cheetah ensemble from the That Don’t Impress Me Much video but I say why not just wear the old look and leave the Grannie Garanimal™ look at home?  |
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Apparently Nick Cannon was in the hospital last week
suffering from pneumonia, which means that nine months from today we can be
guaranteed there will be no Cannon Spawn. My Thought: Pneumonia? I thought maybe it was just restless
Dick Syndrome? |
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What is it with some women and their awards show fashion? Singer Rita Ora attended the 2022 British Fashion Awards last week in that look up there. Ora added intrigue to the look by bleaching her eyebrows and sporting mermaid-like facial prosthetics. My Thought: Bra and thong under a sheer sheet is fashion? Or maybe there’s a porn version of The Little Mermaid happening?  |
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At the recent Kennedy Center Honors, where George Clooney
was with a Lifetime Achievement Award he made sure Amal Clooney looked her best
on the red carpet as well and helped place her train ‘just so.’ My Thought: I can’t help but think about Tina Fey, saying of
Clooney’s Golden Globes Lifetime Achievement Award a few years back: “Amal is a human rights lawyer who worked on the Enron case, an adviser to Kofi Annan on Syria and was appointed to a three-person commission investigating rules of war violations in the Gaza strip, so tonight her husband is getting a lifetime achievement award.” Snap. |
Shania Twain must have got confused about the invitation. How embarrassing! It wasn't a "Look As Ridiculous As You Can" party after all.
ReplyDeleteIt is an awful look, from head to toe!
DeleteThe march of time is relentless.
ReplyDeleteEspecially when you work to deny it!
DeleteI loved that quip by Tina Fey. I'd like to think that Clooney agreed with her.
ReplyDeleteI liked it, too.
DeleteWho's Vicki Beckam? An aging Shania looks like she's trying to follow in the path of that much older pop sensation, Madonna. Who's Rita Ora? I understand George has problems staying away from trains.
ReplyDeleteVB is an out of date "star" married to an out of date footballer, now best known for his collection of tattoos (when will he get his face done?)
DeleteWomen in Oxfordshire have not taken up the Rita Ora look, especially now we have a cold snap.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone would "steal" this look.
DeleteI think Shania is beautiful - but would have looked so much better without that dreadful outfit, which also made her look like she was sucking her belly in so far she would have had a hunchback! She doesn't need that crap, she's lovely as she is! As for Amal, well I've never seen her look anything but stunning!
ReplyDeleteThe pink hair didn't help either.
DeleteAmal shows them all how it's done.
OMG! Those "dresses" - how ridiculous!
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
It makes one wonder,
Deletexoxo
More like "Shania Twain-wreck" haha. The attempt at...gills?... around Rita Ora's eyes is just creepy.
ReplyDeleteGeorge and Amal Clooney always look fabulous, though.
"Shania Twain-wreck" Brilliant!
DeleteWe have all these facial procedures now, can you imagine years from now, once we're gone how creepy people are going to look? And I'll probably be like that movie, The Hills Have Eyes.
ReplyDeleteWe'll probably all end up looking alike.
DeleteRita Ora... what was she thinking? Or was she even thinking?
ReplyDeleteI'm saying there was no thinking at all.
DeleteThe get ups worn by Shania and Rita stand in sharp contrast to Amal, who always looks elegant, classy, and intelligent. I'd love to look like Amal, but that isn't going to happen, no matter how much surgery I say I haven't had.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Some people try to hard and some people just know fashion.
Deletexoxo
Maybe Rita *who* Orca thought she was going to a fashion award show/pool party and decided to kill two birds with one stone. That fish face was a bit too much though.
ReplyDeleteI was never a Shania fan myself, but it looks like she's trying too hard. Trying for what, I don't know.
The less said about Nick*who's your daddy* Cannon, the better.
You and me, same page!
DeleteShania better be careful she is headed to Madonna territory.
ReplyDeleteListen even Jane F. has stopped all the nonsense of tweaking, tucking the face and coloring the hair. Let's not forget that our dear Dolly is about one facial procedure-or so-too far. The diva can barley talk let alone sing. And don't get me started on Carrie U.-in spite of a little reconstructive surgery after her fall. Fish lips anyone.
I have no problems with folks having a little nip and tuck if it makes you feel better about yourself. Hell, even men are stepping up more and more to have procedures. If I had the money I would do a little eyelid revision. My thing is just know when to back away. Know when you are doing restoration for OTHERS and not YOU.
Rita dear, who let you out of the house-i.e. lied to you-looking like that.
Vicki!! You lying girl.
I have no issue with nips and tucks to make you feel better but when you end up looking like a cartoon zoo animal version of yourself, I'd say you nipped too far and tucked too often.
DeleteThat comic creature is Shania Twain?? who did that to her? She used to be pretty. Before the "that don't impress me much" video.
ReplyDeleteShania Twain and Rita Ora -- good lord. Those are NOT good looks. Amal, on the other hand...
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