Friday, October 22, 2021

Say My Name, Watch My Mouth, We're Gone ....

Just a couple of tidbits …

Y’all know I loves me some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills—don’t judge—so this week I settled down to watch the reunion. And just a couple of minutes in Andy Chen was reading a Tweet to Erika Jayne from someone, and then said:

“Bob Slatten said:  ‘I just want #ErikaJayne to explain why she told the ladies in Tahoe that her marriage was lovely and perfect and then a week later she's backing up a moving van to the manse and calling Tom abusive and a cheater. Sure sounds like she knew .... #rhobh

I stopped the DVR, played it back and, yes, he said my name and read my Tweet. I stopped the DVR and played it back and shrieked for Carlos. It was all good and funny until I realized Erika Jayne never did explain her 72-hour flip from the love of my life to I rented a new house and I’m  outta here.

This morning I dropped Carlos off to get a haircut and then headed back home to get a few things dine while he was being groomed. I was home all of about 15 minutes before the phone rang”

“Hello?”

“Can you come pick me up?”

“You son of a bitch. I just dropped you off!”

“They were able to take me right away.”

“YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!”

“Sweetie pie you’re on speaker.”

“Oh … hi ladies.”

I hope Carlos explained that my, um, words, were just my way of joking.

That said … We are on our way to Oregon to visit my Dad and then spend some time in Portland because we love it there.

I have no posts planned because we’ve been busy with work—tying up loose ends before leaving—and family—getting Gloria settled—so there will be no posts until we return after the first of November.

Stay safe, place nice, be kind. See y’all soon.

21 comments:

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Enjoy your vacation, you two! Have fun!

Mistress Maddie said...

HA!!!!! Bitch didn't like being called out did she??? And couldn't even try to make shit up to give you a explanation.

Have a swell time boys!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

Have fun!

XOXO

the dogs' mother said...

Have a safe and fun trip!
xoxo :-)

Dave R said...

Have fun!

uptonking said...

Wow. Too cool. And enjoy your time away. Will miss you. But hey, we'll all still be here when you get back! Kizzes.

Moving with Mitchell said...

You son of a bitch... more ammunition for Carlos at those divorce hearings. Busted.

Around My Kitchen Table said...

That "you're on speaker" bit made me laugh out loud! Haven't watched any of the Real Housewives series. Here in the UK we have programmes like The Only Way Is Chelsea (Chelsea being a very posh area of London with very posh inhabitants) and The Only Way is Essex (Essex being the very antithesis of Chelsea!) which make for interesting viewing. I'm a country maid so both are beyond my area of expertise!

Treaders said...

Fame at last Bob! And have a wonderful vacation!

Blobby said...

I watched the show. I heard the question. I didn't pick up on who they referenced sent it in. But to be fair, I only half listen to anything Cohen has to say.

Jennifer said...

Enjoy your vacation!

BloggerJoe said...

Have a fun and safe trip. Try not to overdo it. See you next month. You'll be missed.

Janie Junebug said...

You are famous! No one ever notices my tweets about anything. I'm jealous, but I hope you have a great time.

Love,
Janie

Sadie J said...

That's so funny! (both the tweet and Carlos). Have a great trip!

Steve Reed said...

That's awesome about your tweet! And such salty language for Carlos! LOL

Have a great trip!

brewella deville said...

Oregon...I miss it so much. Drink all the good beer and eat all the momos for me while you're there.

Bohemian said...

You're Famous! Have a Safe Trip. I have no idea how many times my Fam has probably had me on Speaker Phone as a lark and NOT told me?! *winks*

Mr. Shife said...

No judgment here, Bob. I am still in recovery from being Jersey Shore weirdo.
I got a good chuckle out of your Carlos story.
Have fun on your trip and be sure to wave when you fly over Idaho.

Sheila Morris said...

Too funny, Bob - ain't speaker phones fabulous??!!

Enjoy your time in the Northwest - Portland is a great place to visit...we will miss you while you're gone.

You guys have a great time - enjoy every minute with your dad.

Stay safe, stay sane and please come back soon.

Ur-spo said...

yes, see you soon !

Debbie said...

THAT IS SO COOL!!!!! I record the Housewives and now I gotta play it back!
XOXOXOX
Deb