Saturday, October 16, 2021

I Ain't One To Gossip But ...

While $cientology has issues with psychiatry and psychology, they clearly have no issues with plastic surgeons.

Case in point: Tom Cruise’s new face. Last weekend, Tommy was in the stands for Game 2 of the National League Division Series in San Francisco with his son, Connor, and smiled for the TV cameras. But the cameras, instead of smiling back seemed to say, WTF?

He’s chubby, y’all, and folks are speculating that he’s gained COVID weight or recently had fillers injected into his face to make him seem younger:

“Tom Cruise has either gained weight, or he has a face full of fillers. I'm going with the fillers."

"What's up with the bloated chipmunk cheeks?"

"What [did] he do to his face, same doctor as Wayne Newton?" 

Others suggested he was having an allergic reaction, or that maybe it was a Tom Cruise impersonator … sitting right beside Tom Cruise’s son?

I don’t think so. I think fillers, because down there is Tom Cruise just last year, and up there is Tom Cruise last weekend.

Uh huh.

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And then there’s Madge … after treating an exclusive crowd of invited friends to a secret concert beneath NYC’s Red Rooster restaurant at Ginny’s Supper Club last week, Madonna took to the streets of Harlem. with a choir in tow, later performing “Like a Prayer” on the steps of a local church. 

And bitch looked good … in photos posted to her Instagram. Not so hot were the pictures fans took.

Oh Madge, you aren’t fooling anyone.

Sidenote: the best part of any of these shots is that Jon Batiste looks scorching hot, filtered and unfiltered.

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I wouldn’t know Meghan Trainor from a hole in the wall, and now I know that I don’t ever want to know her … or come to her home with two holes in the bathroom floor.

Trainor revealed on Nicole Byer’s podcast, Why Won’t You Date Me?, that she and her husband of three years, Daryl Sabara had two toilets installed next to each other so they can go to the bathroom at the same time and says it has to do with their 8-month-old son:

“We just got a new house, and we did construction. Nobody knows this, but in our bathroom, there was one toilet, and a lot of time in the middle of the night when we’re with the baby, we’ve got to pee at the same time. So I was like, ‘Can we please have two toilets next to each other?’”

And then she adds:

“We’ve only pooped together twice, [but] we pee at the same time a lot.”

Seriously. Since that’s a picture Trainor shared of her dueling crappers, I do have one question: they couldn’t bother to get matching toilets??

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Yesterday, even though no one asked her, Full House and Fuller House “star” and former The View co-host, Candace Cameron Bure spit up  her thoughts on getting the COVID-19 vaccine.

How nice that no one asked her, and yet her she is, but then, as she does, Bure put her foot in her right-wing, Republican wingnut way, after saying “we” must speak out against vaccines, is now saying she’s not an anti-vaxxer, she’s “pro-medical freedom,” “pro-informed consent,” “pro-immune system,” “pro-early intervention,” and “pro-sunlight, exercise, real food, & vitamins.”

I’m gonna skip past the “real food” because goddess knows what this tool eats, but I will land on “pro-medical freedom.” Does Bure mean giving all women the right to choose their medical freedom and what to do with their own healthcare?

Not so fast because Candace is virulently anti-choice, so she just means freedom if you agree with her. Which is even more telling when you realize that Bure shared her illiteracy on Instagram she gave people the option to vote their opinion and the choices were SAME.” or “EXACTLY!” 

Typical religious hypocrisy. Typical moron.

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I’ll end with this one because, after reading this, I need some personal time.

Retiring James Bond actor Daniel Craig revealed that he prefers to frequent gay bars because he’s less likely to get into a brawl:

“Listen, you know, I’ve been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember, and one of the reasons [is] because I don’t get into fights in gay bars that often. The aggressive dick-swinging in hetero bars, I just got very sick of as a kid because it was like, ‘I just don’t wanna end up being in a punch-up.’ And I did, that would happen quite a lot.”

But he did have an ulterior motive:

“I could meet girls there ’cause there were a lot of girls who were there for exactly the same reason I was there."

I don’t care why he’s at a gay bar, I just wanna walk into a gay bar one night and see Daniel Craig sitting there.

Talk about dick-swinging … I need a minute or ten.

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15 comments:

Blobby said...

Cruise is looking like Austin Powers. ....and that's not a compliment.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Tommy Just Cruising Officer looks a lot better down there than he does up there

Is that Trainer second loo one of those toilets for "big" men acting AG Whittaker was selling?

Old Daniel Craig looks a lot like my next door neighbour but one.

Perhaps that Bure woman means she doesn't eat ready meals or stuff like MacHorseWallop because they are about unreal as food comes,

Raybeard said...

[Final section] We've all known that a number of non-gay females go to gay bars so they can dance without some bloke, usually pissed, tries to hit on them. So now we read that would-be 007s will also be there - just in order to MEET GIRLS. Oh drat! :-)

Debra She Who Seeks said...

"ick-swinging"? Now THAT'S a typo!

Bob said...

@Debra
How Could I miss that???????

Steve Reed said...

Ironically, Cruise looks OLDER in the more recent photo. So if he's had plastic surgery, it's not working. I saw that photo yesterday and thought, "Wow. I can really see the old man emerging now!"

I cannot conceive of any reason why someone would need two side-by-side toilets. Meghan's explanation does not make sense.

Steve Reed said...

Just a thought: Maybe Tom is on steroids for something? It looks like face-bloat some people get from steroidal medication.

the dogs' mother said...

I would expect those folks
have more than one bathroom
in their house...
xoxo :-)

BootsandBraids said...

Two toilets next to each other is a little too much togetherness for me. Maybe it's not fillers with Tom, but his own puffed up over inflated ego showing. BTW, Project Runway is back. Will you be dishing?

Mistress Maddie said...

Meghan Trainor is such a typical dumb blond. Could she not use the second bathroom?!?!?!?!?!?! Duh!

I have to admit Madonna does have her good and bad moments and can still look good, but we must remember it is most likely filtered like you said.

I hooked up my a ho tdaddy once at a gay bar and had Daniel qualities, like a stand in. Hummmmm..... maybe it wasn't a look alike, lol!!!!! I can dream.

Bob said...

@Boots
I'd love to recap the PR but so far I haven't been able to find a site that shows the designer's runway looks and so it's hard to recap when you cannot see the clothes. But I will keep looking.
PS Bones is adorable.

Moving with Mitchell said...

Oh, double crap!

uptonking said...

Craig at a gay bar... he went to the bathroom and everyone followed...???

Candy-ass looks just like Elizabeth Montgomery in that pic. You have to forgive her... all that privilege yields a lot of hypocrisy due to all the crazy chasing it's tail in her head. I've seen cats do this... so, I know what I speak of.

Meghan Trainor... NO, DEAR. TMI. Try to be a bit more... talented.

Madge had her hair and her face ironed at the same time. I think she looks fine. And yes, all fake, but she's worth a ton of money and why not... I think she uses the same dude who ironed Erika Jayne's face. And you are quite correct about Jon Batiste. Lick-able. Madge is 60 - let her have some fun. At least she didn't offend anyone, for a change and she looked rather... human.

Speaking of looking human... I think gravity has caught up to Old Tom. He's fat. Otherwise those age lines under his eyes would be gone. He looks like one of those floating balloons at the Macy Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Thanks for the dirt, dear. Nobody digs it like you. Kizzes.

Dave R said...

I'm gonna rock the boat about Cruise, I'm betting he's on anti-depressants or mood inhibitors, both of them can bloat you up.

I don't filter Madonna any way.

Candace who?

Is it me, or is Danny looking a bit old in that picture?

Ur-spo said...

I do not care for Mr. Cruise, before or after surgery. He says mean things to depressed women.