Thursday, October 21, 2021


When Carlos was dealing with moving his Aunt Gloria back to the family home in Mexico City, the hardest call he had to make was to Gloria to tell her. Even at 95, she’s feisty and conniving, and told Carlos that if anyone tried to take her out of the house in Salvatierra she would call the police. Carlos replied:

“Good, they can help get you into the car.”

The good news is that she was neither feisty or conniving and did not call the police, but went nicely, and even bought dinner for the family members taking her home. We spoke with her Tuesday morning and she’s seemed happy and glad to be back with her sister-in-law and a great-nice.

Hopefully, she will thrive back at home.

Tuxedo just wants Travis Tritt to hear two words: Eric Clapton. He also opposed mandates until he realized he wouldn’t be making as much money by cancelling shows.

Take a seat Travis Karen. 

Did you ever wonder if arm wrestling wasn’t invented so men could hold hands and stare into one another’s eyes?

I have.

The GOP said Bill Clinton would make the country socialist during his eight years in office? The GOP said Obama would do the same during his eight years as president? The GOP said the same about Biden.

Anyone on the right care to explain why, after 16+ years America is not a socialist country despite all their fearmongering?

Oh yeah, lies.

Timothy Hale-Cusanelli, an Army reservist charged in the January 6 insurrection, has been demoted and discharged from the reserves.

One look at that face should have been clue enough.

Facebook is planning to change its company name next week to reflect its focus on building the metaverse.

I suggest LieBook …MisinformationBook … FuckMarkZuckerbergBook.

At a retreat for the National Republican Senatorial Committee last week, Thing 45 railed about the witch hunt and, even though no one  asked, made sure to tell the crowd he is not  into golden showers:

“It was all phony shit, ok. I’m not into golden showers. You know the great thing, our great First Lady — ‘That one,’ she said, ‘I don’t believe that one.’”

She doesn’t believe that one.

ESPN college football and basketball reporter Allison Williams is leaving the network over parent company Disney’s COVID-19 vaccine mandate.

Good. Bye.

Daniel Rodriguez, the Thing 45 loon who stormed the Capitol on January 6 and was arrested for electroshocking D.C. Metropolitan Police Officer Mike Fanone a month after he was identified spilled his guts to the FBI after his arrest, repeatedly crying as he told special agents he was a “fucking piece of shit.”

He got one thing right.

Assistant Health Secretary Dr. Rachel Levine, the first out trans Senate-confirmed official in US history, was sworn in as Four-Star Admiral in the US Public Health Service Commissioned Corps., becoming the first out trans four-star officer in US history.

This additional honorific makes her not only the highest ranking official in the US Public Health Service, but it also makes her the first woman to get four-stars in the service.

The march goes on …

In this week’s edition of Would You Hit It we have Alabama born Southern gentleman Clint Mauro, a tall drink of water.

So, the question is: Would You Hit It? Yes or No.


Helen Lashbrook said...

It's a shame that fox viewers cannot see the dichotomy between what fox says and what fox does. It still angers me that the NHS paid for that revenant from the morgue R Murdoch to have his covid vaccine in the UK when he is an American citizen. He's an evil old vulture who preys on the old and feeble-minded.

the dogs' mother said...

(Carlos) (Tuxedo)
The Facebook name change should
be interesting...
xoxo :-)

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

LLMAOOO oh that tweet! Love it.
And you know that Faux News will keep asking for everybody to be vaccinated while promoting fake stories about the vaccines. It's the nature of the beast. And fuck Travis. Let his concerts become superspreader events.
Glad Aunt Gloria is well and did the moving worked. Hopefully, as you say, she'll thrive there.
Tux, right, as always.
And we all know that Vlad has video of Yeti Pubes being peed on. It's just a matter of time.
As for Clint, I would even forgive that he's from Alabama. Who knew?


Dave R said...

Travis Tritt is pretty much over the hill as far as country music is concerned, so this act might be to drum up ticket sales.

I do not doubt that Timmy Hale... whatever, will soon be arrested for doing something bad.

Loser #45 is also telling people not to vote Republican until he's reinstated.... stop laughing.

Rachel should have left her hair down.

Yes, to Clint.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Carlos is so quick with a quip! And that billboard from God ROCKS, lol!

Treaders said...

I'm glad Carlos' aunt's move went well - I'm sure she'll be happy to be around family!

Bob said...

Fox is all hypocrisy but they are selling KoolAid to people who only drink KoolAid.

I rarely post anything on FB so I should leave, but I do have friends who post so it's away to keep in touch easily.

I just want Clint to talk dirty to me in a Southern drawl.

Someone Tweeted the seats available at his next show and it's only half sold out so, yeah, he's pandering for ticket sales.

When Carlos goes funny, he slays me.

She is already doing so much better than before, so hopefully this was the right choice.

Moving with Mitchell said...

I can’t believe they wrote MASTURBATING on a billboard!

Glad Aunt Gloria is doing well. I admire Carlos for being clear, respectful, and not backing down.

Clint Mauro? Yes. More than once.

Mistress Maddie said...

I am so glad all worked out well with Carlos's aunt. I bet she will flourish for some years now and be happier in the long run.

Travis Twit? LMAO!!!!!

I certainly could not be more proud of our states Rachel Levine!!!!!! She is one hard working woman. And she represents the community very well.

I say call Facebook Shit Book. I think they are about to crumble.....

uptonking said...

Clint... Yes. Yes, I would smack the jesus outta him.

Rachel Levine.. you can tell she's one of those cool under pressure, emotionally reserved sorts... I would not want to be on her bad side.

Poor Daniel Rodriguez... poor self esteem... and looking at time in prison!

Williams chose an odd hill to die on... oh!

How cool of is it that we now have ex-presidents who talk about golden showers and says the word sh&t! So cool. This country... WINNERS!

Fakebook gets in trouble and they change their brand... how dumb. Like history won't remember.... Oh, wait... they rewrite history, so... yeah. This is gonna work out for them. Bigly.

Baby Hitler got bounced! Woot woot.

The biggest lie of all? That socialism - if practiced correctly - is a bad thing.

Holding hands and staring into each others' eyes... I thought that was what Oathkeepers were all about.

You mean... Travis Twit. Travis: I'm no longer relevant. How can I change that? Oh, yeah... 52% of the country is better than none.

Wishing Aunt Gloria and you and Carlos the very best, Bob. Kizzes.

Bob said...

They say they don’t DO it but they can print it on a billboard.
Thanks about Gloria. She has been like a mother to Carlos, though his mother is still living, because she was the first one in the family to welcome him out when he told them all he was gay. His mother has come around but it took her a long time.

Gloria is already doing so much better every day. The new change of scenery, the old family home, and all the activity is doing wonders for her.

Damn! Travis Twit didn’t occur to me!!

Janie Junebug said...

I'd hit it. You can pretty much always count on me to be ready and willing with a fine looking man. Travis and Eric should tour together as The Idiot Brothers. That's quite the Hitler mustache on Timothy Hale-Cusanelli. Obama's jackbooted thugs were also supposed to march in to take away guns from everybody. I think every Democratic president in recent times has been accused of the same. Somehow it never happens. Funny how trump suddenly brings up the pee pee tape. Is something brewing? Is he trying in his own stupid way to get ahead of a new disclosure?


Travel said...

It takes two hands to handle . . . You are getting old if you can complete that line.

Bob said...

Hitting it. That's where you and I agree, though I am a happily married man who believes in monotony, er monogamy!!!
You're giving me something to think about regarding the Pee Tapes.

I can't complete the line. It doesn't mean I'm not old, just means I'm forgetful!!

Steve Reed said...

OMG. Love the masturbation meme. Hilarious!

Ur-spo said...

I hadn't thought of the hands holding perspective
this makes good sense to me.