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There have long been rumors that Patrick Dempsey’s character was killed off because Dempsey was a total diva and show creator Shonda Rimes was sick of it and canned his ass, and this book  offers confirmation from executive producer James Parriott, who was brought back to the series to oversee Dempsey’s exit.

Parriott says Dempsey was fired due to non-sexual issues like ALLEGEDLY terrorizing the cast so much that they ALLEGEDLY suffered PTSD; Parriott also says Dempsey’s co-star Ellen Pompeo was annoyed by his complaints about “the inconvenience of coming in every day and working.” 

For a paycheck of $400,000 a week.

Looks like someone could have used to GoFundMe GoFuckYourself.

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Filming is over so the fake romance ends.

Mission: Impossible 7 co-stars, Tom Cruise and Hayley Atwell, who never confirmed their totally real and not-at-all-made-up love story, have ALLEGEDLY broken up after less than a year of being “together.”

My condolences to Tommy’s publicist who must now begin the hunt for Tommy’s next “love” interest.

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Seriously, does no one know that you just cannot say whatever crosses your pea brain on social media these days?

Former Real Housewives of New York Bethenny Frankel is fighting to save her podcast, Just B, after broadcasting “transphobic” comments. Frankel got into trouble when she spewed her ignorance about pronouns, gender identity, and how she would not allow her daughter to sleep in the same bunk at a summer camp with a transgender girl. Oh, and Frankel also suggested that gender identity could be a “phase.”

And because her ignorance may cost her a job and Frankel cares more about her coins than offending the LGBTQ+ community, she is trying to get her old boss, Andy Cohen, to help save her show because he’s a gay man with a TV show and a social media following. To his credit, and I do not care for Cohen, he has said nothing, though the first words out of his mouth should be:

“Bethenny Frankel is a media whoring offensive transphobic tool.”

That works for me.

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When Madonna made a surprise appearance at the VMAs earlier this month, a lot of people were shocked by her appearance. To be fair, the old gal rarely makes public appearances other than on her social media in carefully crafted posts that show off her constantly changing plastic surgeried—not a word, but it fits—face and body at its best.

But this week she appeared in public looking, well, sad and frail and kinda pathetic—think female Karl Lagerfeld—to support her Madame X concert-documentary film, which will stream on Paramount Plus next month.

Look, she can do whatever she wants …  chin implants, face lifts, butt implants, new eyes, fuller boobs, but it all just seems so sad and desperate. And then toss  on a “Fuck You” tiara as she totters around like a grandma who misplaced her walker and, well, maybe Madonna could just think about aging gracefully, because if I see her at ninety trying to rock this look again, I will come for her.

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A couple of years ago, rumors surfaced that Jada Pinkett Smith had an extramarital affair with 29-year-old singer August Alsina, who she met through her son, Jaden. She denied the ALLEGATIONS and “husband” Will Smith acted like he wanted to fight Alsina for suggesting that Jada would ever let another man dip his wick into her. But then a few months after that, desperate to make her Facebook talk show Red Table Talk relevant, and with “husband” Will at the table, Jada admitted to an “entanglement” with Alsina.

Cut to this week, and Will Smith, with Apple TV+’s Emancipation, the film King Richard, and a memoir, Will,  to promote, has admitted that Jada cheated on him, but it’s all good because he cheats on her, too, because that’s how they roll.

But he suggests Jada is a cheater, due to her anger that her career took a backseat to his, and to his wants and needs. And all that seems true because this is their life: Jada didn’t want a big, over-the-top traditional wedding, but Will did, so they had one; Jada did not want to move into a massive walled compound, but Will did so they moved into one; Jada’s band, Wicked Wisdom, was offered to open for Guns N’ Roses, but she turned it down because Will was still filming The Pursuit of Happyness; and Will screened a documentary he made about Jada for her 40th birthday party, and she hated it, and accused him of making it purely as a “disgusting display of ego.”

So, Will is a dick, and so Jada went looking for other dick, and Will goes out looking for tricks, too. Look, Will and Jada want an open marriage, that’s their choice, but they each vilified a young man for suggesting that he’d had an affair with Jada and now Will is using that affair as part of  a promotions sweep.

Sounds about as fake as their marriage.

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On this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Erika Jayne, while staying at the Fairmont Grand Del Mar in San Diego, sipping champagne after having her glam squad give her hair and makeup,  complained that she is flat broke.

I guess to Erika, who might have been living off money meant for orphans and widows, taking a weekend away from your $9,000-a-month Beverly Hills rental at a luxury resort in San Diego, sipping champagne and having people dress you and comb your weave and slap on your makeup is what one does when they are flat broke.

This bitch needs a lesson in broke and I hope she gets it.

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