Monday, May 03, 2021

I'd Give Chris Christie an 'F' ... as In, Well, You Know ...

Chris Christie says he would give the twice-impeached, one-term loser an ‘A’ grade for his presidency.

A is for allowing millions to lose their jobs.

A is for allowing 500,000 Americans die.

A is for allowing your racist followers to riot at the nation’s capital.

A is for allowing the economy to tank because of your ego.

A is for accepting zero responsibility for a pandemic response.

A is for accepting Putin’s lies over your own government’s truths.

A is for adultery.

I’d give Christie a big F** F*** You,  but he also gets an A for being an Asshat.


Helen Lashbrook said...

More like a Z as far as I can see.

Mistress Maddie said...

Yet after he bitched the whole time Trump wasn't doing a good job. All these bastards speak from both sides of their mouths.

On a side note, this is what happens when his handlers don't keep a Krispy Creme in his pie hole.

Dave R said...

He's desperately reaching out for some clingy MAGA's.

anne marie in philly said...

krispy kreme is a Fat Fuck!

Steve Reed said...

I suppose he's trying to maintain support among Trumpers.

Frank said...

I fail to understand these politicians who have been dissed by #45 and STILL continue to KISS HIS ASS. (see Pence, who was nearly assassinated by Magots encouraged by X45 for another example).

Deedles said...

This is not helping my "Silence of the Lambs" mood, Bobulah!

Sixpence Notthewiser said...

I can't believe these people. Really.
It's like the Repugs have no backbone whatsoever. Really.
Still kissing Cheeto's ass after he has basically destroyed the party?


uptonking said...

Agree. Total Azzhat. He is like a clingon... you know.. the kind you get if you have a hair asshole. Chris... the shoe fits.