So, I don’t like Taylor Swift.
Annoying, cloying, boring, can’t sing, phony.
And the butt of an Amy Poehler and Tina Fey joke at The Golden Globes about her penchant for serial-dating-and-dumping young boys and then turning that, ahem, tragedy into some kind of corn pone pop music mess-terpiece.
When Swifty was asked about that globes joke, she said, “You know, Katie Couric is one of my favorite people… Because she said to me she had heard a quote that she loved, that said, ‘There’s a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.’”
So, I’m guessing Swifty thinks Poehler and Fey will be going to Hell, and by Hell, I mean Swifty will probably turn it into a song that will haunt Tina and Amy, and the entire world, for eons.
But, members of the press wanted to know what Tina and Amy had to say about what Swifty said about what they said….following me?....and ran to Amy Poehler, who said: “Aw, I feel bad if she was upset. I am a feminist and she is a young and talented girl. That being said, I do agree I am going to hell, but for other reasons. Mostly boring tax stuff.”
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Dear GOP, Take it from a person who was paid to teach sex ed - the reason most rapes don't end in pregnancy is that there is a limited amount of time in the cycle that a woman can get pregnant. Generally it is about 7 days of an appx 28 day cycle. Do you understand --- 21 days in a cycle you can get raped and NOT get pregnant. There will be a quiz.
ReplyDeletePS - For extra credit, please write an essay about birth control that would also prevent pregnancy in a raped woman. Hint: IUD, implants, contraceptive pills, tubal ligation or vasectomy on the part of the rapist.
ReplyDeleteFinal lecture notes for the day - some females are too young or too old to conceive under any conditions but still get raped.
Grimm is back TOMORROW! and that pic is way hotter then he looks on Grimm - he hot on Grimm, don't get me wrong but he's just better in that pic!
ReplyDeleteI hate to do it but I feel I must point out an error in your Musing on that slut, whore, over hyped bitch Taylor Swift. It's the boys that dump her flat ass!
“It was a joke.” – Tina Fey
ReplyDeleteyou would THINK that celeste, being a woman, would understand about a woman's body and rape and pregnancy. I guess she opted out of sex ed in high school.
ReplyDeletethe last item - bwhahahahaha! :)
Another fabulous post Bob! I never heard of Celeste Greig before reading your blog but she is a perfect example of too many Republicans today who can't see the forest for the trees. They fail to see the problem is the message but instead think that the problem is the way the message is delivered. It always amazes me that these people (and I deliberately use the term "these people) don't see how really ignorant and insulting their views on rape are.
ReplyDeleteValerie Harper, always one of my favorite actresses (love her attitude) said exactly what I believe: "No one gets out of this life alive. Live the best life you can and be as healthy as possible." However, I do think about dying but not in a negative sense but as a final destination, the inevitable end of it all. I do not fear death only how I get there.
Ron