What If You Had To..............

I saw this over at Mistress Maddie's place, A Day With The Mistress Borghese, and thought I'd give it a whirl. It's a game she and the Boy-Toy play, called "What If You Had To".

If you had to, which would you choose:

My answers are in red red red.

1- Free tickets to see Queen Latifah in a jazz club, or Jennifer Hudson in concert? I have loved JHud since Idol days and through Dreamgirls.

2-Wake up in the body of Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? Jen is too bony; I'd like to be curvy.

3-Wake up in the body of Ashton Kutcher or Brad Pitt? Definitely Brad because, since I'd have the shot to be Angie, I could experience both sides of their "relationship benefits".

4-Overdress, or under dress everyday? Definitely over; yes, definitely.

5-Eat, for a whole week this item only, chocolate chip cookies, or chocolate ice cream? I don't really care for chocolate, but I don't like ice cream, so, the lesser of the two.

6-Nigthmares for a year, or real haunting for a year? Scary to say, but a haunting sounds fun.

7-Sleep with George W Bush, or Ann Coulter? I have never had sex with a woman and my first would not be The Devil Herself.

8-Go on Price is Right, or Jeopardy? Drew Carey scares me, and not in a good way.

9-sleep with Jay Leno, or David Letterman? That chin? Honey, no.

10-Hang with drag queen RuPaul, or Varla Jean Merman? I'd hang with Ru in drag or out of it. Love him. Love her.

11-Have a beach house in the Hampton's, or a beautiful bungalow in Spain? No, I loves me some Spanish men--are you listening Carlos?

12-Be a Smurf, or a Peanuts character? Anyone but PigPen.

13-Direct porn, or star in one? I'd like to run the show.

14-Spend a day with Paris Hilton, or Rachael Zoe? Maddie! You know how this would end if I spent the day with Paris. Dead heiress, homo in jail.

15-Spend a week with Martha Stewart, or Oprah Winfrey? My big mouth and Oprah's big as...head? Not gonna happen.

16-If you couldn't live in America any longer, if you had to, would you live in South America or Europe? More diverse.

17-Have a sex change or end your life? I could be happy as a woman, but, what to do with Carlos?

18-Change your beauty, or be thinner? Does this make me shallow?

19-Sleep with Mel Gibson, or Tom Cruise? I just couldn't. Mel Gibson is the King Of The Fucktards and Tom Cruise is a closeted girly-man. A hater or a self-loather? Neither.

20-Go up in a hot air balloon,or sky dive? Freefalling!

21-Give up the ability to ever hear music again, or the ability to ever read again? This was tough, but to never hear music? i could make up stories, but I couldn't make up music.

22-Be a land animal,or a sea animal? I'm Aqueerius, a water sign!

23-Live a year with Lady Gaga, or Madonna? I never thought I'd say it, and I'm late to the show, but I am cuckoo for GaGa.

24-Have breathtaking beauty for the rest of your life, but spend a year in jail, or be just plain looking and never be in jail? I keep thinking about being beautiful in jail with all those horny guys. When would I sleep?

25-Be snowed in a cabin for two long weeks with Star Jones, or Debbie Matenopoulos. Although, I could kill Star and live off the meat through the winter. Hmmmm. six of one, a half dozen of the other.