Y’all know I’m childish, right? I mean, you may say
child-like, but it’s really childish.
Case in point: after taking a long hike along the river last
weekend, as we were driving home I was tormenting Carlos as a childish person
does, and he … well, I posted this on my phone to remind me:
“On Saturday August 31, 2024, and I am going to spot him a
half hour starting at 11AM, Carlos Divid Harris said he was not going to speak
to me for twenty-four hours. I laughed and said he wouldn’t last twenty-four
seconds. He said he would not speak again until 11AM on September 1, 2024. We’ll
see how that goes; I am writing this down so that when he fails, and he will, I
will have proof.”
Carlos began speaking at 11:35 AM which means, with the
half-hour I spotted him, he stopped speaking for about 9 minutes. And to be
fair, that was longer than the twenty-four seconds I thought he’d last. |
Who'd've thought there were that many spines in Oklahoma? I mean, I swear on a stack of bibles! Stefano Tomadini might require closer inspection...and the last tweet? I'd pick a couch too.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised by Oklahoma; maybe the tide is turning.,
Deletethe dog's mother
ReplyDelete(Carlos) (Tuxedo always)
My Goodness! That last fashion one!!
xoxo :-)
There is no lack of bad taste, right?
Deletexoxo
So, Carlos won. (Sort of.)
ReplyDeleteI’ll pass on Stefano because I’m still thinking about the relatively slender model and his delightful cakes. And, yeah, Herzigova — god only knows.
He won kind of ... I'm gonna give it to him because it made me laugh!
DeleteBe kind to Carlos, he lives with you all the time. Interesting hotel concept, we like those smaller boutique hotels.
ReplyDeleteOh, I am kind, we just have fun together, too!
DeleteI'm glad they're saving the old opera house but making something new of it!
Think of me a your kindly schoolteacher as I whisper in your ear, "chimes on the house". Surely you meant "hours" Robert?
ReplyDeleteI did; damn that spell check!
DeleteTony Posnanki for the winning burn of the century and workers dying at their desk, not being noticed, is turning into a thing as I recall years ago hearing of it also happening to a man who'd had a heart attack and no one noticed for days. P.S. Stop torturing our Carlos.
ReplyDeleteOh I don't torture him; I play with him like a cat with a toy!
Delete😻 Ahh! Tuxedo and a spot of sunshine...why wouldn't he wanna soak that up through every part of himself?
ReplyDelete🤔 I gotta wonder...does Carlos have note in his phone: "we're gonna have a nice hike by the river. Let's see how long Bob can go without being childish." 🤭 Love means never having to say "what the heck is your problem?" 😘
He loved lying flat on his back in the sun; it was his "thing."
DeleteI wonder if Carlos has a Bob Is Childish Clock that goes off every minute of every hour!
I didn't know that Melanoma was able to read, let alone write.
ReplyDeleteI doubt she does either.
DeleteDid you get Melonia and Michele mixed up. Mrs. Obama has 2 daughters and grew up on thee south side of Chicago.
ReplyDeleteNo. Melanie once plagiarized a speech from Michelle Obama so I just assumed she'd plagiarized Michelle's life story, too!
DeleteBabes, I've got news for you: Carlos is... me.
ReplyDeleteAnd I love the idea of that hotel in the Opera house. Something like that would make me want to visit your neck of the woods.
And I would eat Stefano's pasta ANY TIME.
Oh, Melanie and the wife of the couch fucker? Trash.
XOXO
Then you and I would get along famously, and hilariously!
DeleteI was happy to hear that the opera house will be put to good use instead of sitting empty!
Yes, to Stefano, and a hard pass to Melanie and Usha.
xoxo
I'd be hard pressed to not speak to someone for 24 hours either.
ReplyDeleteNo interest in the hooker's book...and I laughed at your description of the story. Plagarism is her wheelhouse.
The opera house turned hotel will be incredible. So happy to hear that history will be preserved.
Apparently, that poor woman was in her office - it would have been worse in a cube farm, but still no one checked to see if she wanted to go for coffee/lunch. She must have kept to herself a lot, and her direct boss must have been an idiot.
I don't think I could go a day without speaking, though I am stubborn enough to give it a good try!
DeleteI agree about the opera house/hotel; I like some progress mixed in with my history!
Usha should be gratified that a (SUCCESSFUL) woman of Indian descent is candidate for presidency.
ReplyDeleteUsha is a Republican; anti-women and doing the bidding of her husband.
DeleteTony absolutely destroyed Usha. No pity indeed. If you put a comment out there on a public forum then expect some consequences especially if it is wrong. The Wells Fargo story is wild. I can't wait to hear some of the missing details.
ReplyDeleteThat was a great comeback to Usha!
DeleteThat Wells Fargo s tory is freaky. I bank at Wells Fargo so I'll be looking at every desk when I go in from now one!
Tuxedo, so sweet ! :)
ReplyDeleteMelania, Usha Vance and Ryan Walters, so sick. :(
-Rj
Tuxedo was a wonder, indeed.
DeleteAnd that trifecta is indeed sick.
*Carlos & Bob--Camden Home Reality Show--- I can see it. Let's pitch it.
ReplyDelete*I love it when locals update, and revitalize their cities but keep their history. Not everything is a complete teardown.
*I don't know what the hell Nicole is wearing.
*Usha is an intelligent woman who has drunk the Kool-Aid. See what a thrust for money and power will do to you.
*It is sad that a person can be missing for four days and not one soul has rung the bell to inquire of her whereabouts. Check on your neighbors. Especially the older ones that live alone.
That last item: Yes!!!
DeleteStefano looks a little promising in pink.
ReplyDeleteThe opera house should make a very nice boutique hotel. I very much like old buildings being used for housing.
I think our record for no speakies was just over two weeks (insert sad violin music) and now it is permanent.
I, too, like the idea of using the opera house for something else.
DeleteYour no speak story gave me the sads also, but you're getting through this, or beyond it, as time goes by; and while it doesn't get better, it does get easier.
Id love to be a fly on the wall of your house one weekend and watch and listen to you and Carlos read and joke with each other. And Tuxedo....it's why I always enjoyed him...his odd and most uncomfortable poses ever.
ReplyDeleteNow, if I could have two slices of cakes, that would be lovely dear.
It is a fun time in our house.
DeleteTuxedo and his poses; I never got tired of them.
Mmmmmm cakes.
I'm a big fan of adaptive reuse, so the Opera House conversion to a boutique hotel is aces in my book! I love your photos of Tuxedo, sweetpea! What a delight he must have been. as to Mel? I can't even bring myself to type her name out, much less read "her book!"
ReplyDeleteOh, in answer to your query re: Stefano, my answer would be "Hell yeah, if he'd let me!" xoxo
I'm also a fan of saving those old spaces and using them in a different way; and this hotel will be right downtown and the only hotel in our downtown, though we have many B&B's here, too.
DeleteTuxedo was a treat that keeps on giving me smiles and smiles.
I do believe Stefano would let you!
xoxo
Four days and no one noticed? Perhaps she was a slow worker who often napped on the job and everyone thought she was just sleeping?
ReplyDeleteI've heard of people living alone and not being found for weeks after they've died, and wonder too why no one has reported a weird smell from their apartment?
It's just strange that no one thought of her in four days; sad.
DeleteThe slender model with the sweet cakes, who wouldn’t mind having a piece of his sweet cakes. :)
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't???
DeleteThe hotel plans look terrific. So glad they could find a new use for a noble old building.
ReplyDeleteI read about that Wells Fargo case. VERY strange. I've heard her office was tucked away in a remote part of the building, but still, you'd think the cleaning people would have found her!
I can't think of a book I would less like to read than Melania's autobiography. And Trumpers don't read, so I doubt it's gonna be a big seller.
Camden has a good plan for maintaining our small town feel but still moving forward. One of my favorite moves by our city council was to deny Starbucks a spot downtown; they are relegated to just beyond the city limits.
DeleteYou're spot on about Melanie's book! Though I imagine the GOP will use campaign funds to buy copies and push its sales.