Saturday, June 22, 2024

Why Is It ...

… that my phone won't auto correct when I have caps lock on? Is it because it assumes I’m angry and doesn't want to get involved?

… that my boss doesn’t get it that I don’t listen. I just smile and nod and hope for the best?

… that sometimes I’ll read a text and think ‘What a psycho’ and then I press ‘Send.’

… that when I offered a friend a sincere compliment on their mustache, she suddenly decided not to be friends anymore?

… that when I’m behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so those behind can see it’s not my fault.

… that exercise and extra fries sound so much alike. It’s a plot.

… that when I put thing away in the cupboards I forget where they are, but if I leave it all on the counter I get overwhelmed.

… that the first shot of liquor is so nasty and the next thing you know, so am I?


10 comments:

  1. Or when voice recognition gets it right and then auto-correct changes it to something totally ridiculous...

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  2. Anonymous8:44 AM

    the dog's mother
    chortle - exercise and extra fries.
    xoxo :-)

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  3. Ah, I love these. And, yeah, I do that in the car, too.

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  4. Ladies moustaches are no laughing matter! LOL
    I do the same in the car!
    Good grief ... I do love all of these!

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  5. You know I had to test the caps lock with a text to my brother...his response: FUKK TAHT. :p
    I must remember to steer right behind slow drivers. We have a lot of them here.

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  6. Really good ones this week.

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  7. For some reason I don't have autocorrect, and that shit is just fine.

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  8. At times it is best to just not get involved.

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  9. For those who followed Jon at Moran-Newman Farms
    https://www.echovita.com/us/obituaries/tx/abilene/jon-tomas-newman-18124821

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