Bobservations

The other night driving home from work I got behind this guy on a bicycle and the next thing I knew I was in Alabama.

How do these things happen?

This Tuxedo Memory is from April 2017:

“Yeah, I know, Tuxedo was here last week, but then he did this ... as I was getting ready for work yesterday he decided to nap in the bathroom window. But then stretched out on his back and twisted his body and when I walked in he held out his front legs to me and meowed like a little kid who wanted to be picked up.

I thought maybe he’d gotten himself twisted in the window and was having a hard time getting down, so I scooped him up, gave him a smooch and set him down.

So he could climb back into the window, turn on his back, twist his torso, hold out his paws and say, “Meowwww.” to me.

Apparently this will be a new game ....”

And I was up for it.

John Rose, a Tennessee Republican was speaking before Congress, kissing the ass of The Felon by saying:

 “Regardless of one’s opinion of the current Republican nominee, we’d be well served to remember the long and cherished tradition we have in this country of settling our political differences at the ballot box.”

But Rose’s son, Guy, kindergartener, won the day by rolling his eyes and sticking out his tongue while daddy spoke.

Sorry, John, Guy is a Democrat.

All these big retailers and fast food places  lowering prices on thousands of products in unison makes me suspect they were doing the opposite for a long time.

Will Smith and his not-wife, ex-wife, current wife, Jada, appeared on a red carpet to promote Will’s newest movie but … it is just me or does Jada look like there’s been some not-so-good work done to her face? Or, perhaps, maybe that’s the woman Will pays to play Jada? 

I mean, that’s an old photo up top, and here’s the newest Jada down below.

Stephen Thomas Farrea, a member of the Nationalist Social Club-131, a New England-based neo-Nazi group known for disrupting children’s “drag queen story hours,” has been charged with possessing child pornography.

Once again: it’s not the Drag Queens.

Corey Harris, a Michigan man with a suspended driver’s license, appeared in court on those charges via Zoom but apparently Harris is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He appeared from behind the wheel of a vehicle he was driving and when Judge Cedric Simpson asked if Harris was driving he said he was almost at his doctor’s appointment and would park soon.

Simpson looked around the courtroom, took a long pause, a smile on his face, and then revoked Harris’ bond and instructed him to turn himself into the Washtenaw County Jail by that evening or be arrested.

And, apparently realizing what was happening, Corey Harris said, “Doh!”

Rayan Ricci is an actor and fitness model of French and Lebanese descent with some nice cakes, which is all well and good but: Would You Hit It?