I Didn't Say It

Jeanine Pirro, Fox News’ Otis the Drunk, on the news that a Patriots fan died after a stadium melee with Dolphins fans:

“In this world today, we’re all winners, okay? No one is being taught that, you know, that there’s a winner and there’s a loser. Everybody is a winner, everybody gets a trophy, that’s what’s going on in schools today. It’s almost like, then you go to a game and there really are losers. And it’s amazing that people who don’t even have skin in the game, they’re not even a part of the team, they’ve become so outraged that they are willing to kill somebody. And we shouldn’t have to see stabbings and beatings that end up in a homicide at a sporting event where people supposedly, as you say, go to forget their problems and to join other people ... [We] are in a world where there is a lack of civility, there is a lack of consequence, there is a lack of law enforcement. There is chaos and anarchy. There is no law and order anymore.”

This woman needs to a take a breathalyzer before opening her chardonnay-infused yap because the ignorance should be illegal.

PS Aunt Boozehound? No law and order hit a peak when your boy sent a mob to the capitol to try and overthrow an election.

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Lauren Boebert Groper, lying about vaping in a theater … lying about taking photos in a theater … lying about singing loudly in a theater … lying about being groped in a theater … and lying about stroking her date’s dick in a theater, and blaming it on her divorce that she filed:

“The past few days have been difficult and humbling, and I’m truly sorry for the unwanted attention my Sunday evening in Denver has brought to the community. While none of my actions or words as a private citizen that night were intended to be malicious or meant to cause harm, the reality is they did and I regret that. There’s no perfect blueprint for going through a public and difficult divorce, which over the past few months has made for a challenging personal time for me and my entire family. I’ve tried to handle it with strength and grace as best I can, but I simply fell short of my values on Sunday. That’s unacceptable, and I’m sorry. Whether it was the excitement of seeing a much-anticipated production or the natural anxiety of being in a new environment, I genuinely did not recall vaping that evening when I discussed the night’s events with my campaign team while confirming my enthusiasm for the musical. Regardless of my belief, it’s clear now that was not accurate; it was not my or my campaign’s intention to mislead, but we do understand the nature of how this looks. We know we will have to work to earn your trust back and it may not happen overnight, but we will do it. I’m deeply thankful to those in the 3rd District who have defended me and reached out this week and offered grace and support when I needed it the most. I’ve learned some humbling lessons these past few days but I vow moving forward, I will make you proud.”

As you can see, she’s only sorry she got busted for being a pathological liar and not for behavior that, as many pointed out, would have spawned countless outraged cultist headlines and hissy fits had it been a prominent LGBTQ person or a Democrat.

Fuck off, escort.

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Ron DeSantis, leaping on the biggest “story” in right wing media today. Which is what clothes John Fetterman wears to work:.

“He wears like sweatshirts and hoodies and shorts, and that’s his thing. So he would campaign in that—which is your prerogative, right? I mean, if that’s what you want to do. But to show up in the United States Senate with that and not have the decency to put on proper attire? I think it’s disrespectful to the body, and I think the fact that the Senate changed the rules to accommodate that I think speaks very poorly to how they consider that. Look, we need this country, we need to be lifting up our standards in this country. Not dumbing down our standards in this country and this is an example why.”

I was going to say something but then Fetterman beat me to it:

“I dress like he campaigns.”

Snap. But then he also added:

“[Aren't] aren’t there more important things we should be talking about rather than if I dress like a slob?”

Okay, I will say this: I don’t think Mister Go-go boots should be talking fashion.

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Jenna Ellis, traitor to America on January 6, still pissed about Inmate # P01135809’s lack of cash for her defense, now coming out against her former boss:

“I know him well as a friend, as a former boss, I have great love and respect for him personally. But everything that you just said resonates with me as exactly why I simply can’t support him for elected office again. Why I have chosen to distance is because of that, frankly, malignant narcissistic tendency to simply say that he’s never done anything wrong. And the total idolatry that I’m seeing from some of the supporters that are unwilling to put the Constitution and the country and the conservative principles above their love for a star is really troubling. And I think that we do need to, as Americans and as conservatives and particularly as Christians, take this very seriously and understand where are we putting our vote.”

Too little, too late, you little traitorous prom queen. You’re only saying this because he hasn’t hired you a lawyer or paid for your bond or taken you to McDonald’s for a post-arraignment Big Mac.

Sorry, not sorry, Jenna.

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Ana Navarro, The View co-host, blasting Lauren Groper and others in the GOP for their Family Values hypocrisy:

“No [Bobo], you weren’t eccentric. You were X-rated! This was not a performance of Fifty Shades Of Grey, it was a performance of Beetlejuice. This weekend I was reading all this stuff and I was thinking to myself, ‘it’s like Republicans gone wild. You’ve got this woman—Boebert—getting kicked out because she was getting fondled in the middle of a matinee. Then you’ve got Kristi Noem, the governor of [South] Dakota, who’s allegedly in an affair with Corey Lewandowski, who’s also married—both of them are. Then you’ve got [Mr-Former-Fake-One-Term-Twice-Impeached-Currently-Four-Time-Criminally-Indicted-Not-My-President-Gurl …  hat tip to Randy Rainbow], who’s like 50 points ahead of everybody else. Cheated on his first wife with a second, on the second with the third, on the third with a stripper and a Playboy Bunny, who they had to pay hush money to. I’ll tell you what the problem with all of this is. It’s the hypocrisy! The hypocrisy of it all! God forbid a child see the fake boobies of a drag queen. Apparently, the fake boobies of a trash queen are OK.”

This latest bit of hypocrisy from the GOP proves that saying that every GOP accusation is an admission of guilt, because, look around, it’s not Democrats giving hand jobs in the theater, or cheating on their spouses for decades, or cheating on their three different spouses.

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