Friday, September 11, 2020

I Didn't Say It ...


Joe Biden, on _____’s  betrayal of the American public over COVID-19:

“He knew how deadly it was. It was much more deadly than the flu. He knew and purposely played it down. Worse, he lied to the American people. He knowingly and willingly lied about the threat it posed to the country for months. He had the information. He knew how dangerous it was. And while this deadly disease ripped through our nation, he failed do his job on purpose! It was a life and death betrayal on the American people. His failure has not only cost lives, it has sent our economy in a tailspin. It cost millions more in American livelihoods. This is a recession created by Donald _____’s negligence, and he’s unfit for this job as a consequence of it. How many schools aren’t open right now? How many kids are starting a new school year the same way they ended the last one, at home? How many parents feel abandoned and overwhelmed? How many frontline workers are exhausted and pushed to their limits? And how many families are missing loved ones at their dinner table tonight because of his failures? It’s beyond despicable. It’s a dereliction of duty, it’s a disgrace.”

He’s.A.Murderer.
Kayleigh McEnany, AKA Bullshit Barbie, White House Press Secretary, on _____’s lies:

“The president never downplayed the virus. The president expressed calm …. This president embodied the American spirit, that when we face a challenge, a crisis, a pandemic, we come together, we can be optimistic. We can be serious about it, we can take it seriously with our actions, which is exactly what this president does. It’s why we lead the world in testing. Doing far more than the number two, which is India. he took this seriously but he still expressed calm.”

Um, Kayleigh, you ignorant fuck, his voice is on tape saying he would play down the seriousness of the virus. You’re either fucking dumb, delusional, or a pandering asshat.
No, I take that back, you’re all three and more, because you probably knew the truth in January, too.
Paul Eaton, retired Major General of the Army, on _____’s disdain for our military men and women:

“I am pretty unhappy with you, Mr. _____ …. I’m going to keep this short for your famous short attention span. You have shown disrespect to the military on countless occasions … I am stunned that anybody in the United States military would consider you anything but a loser and a sucker. You’re no patriot.”

Well, I knew he wasn’t a patriot when he tried five times to get out of military service, and then had Daddy buy him a doctor’s excuse.
Jenna Karvunidis, credited with creating the “gender reveal party” on the fire started in California from a gender reveal fireworks display:

“Stop it. Stop having these stupid parties. For the love of God, stop burning things down to tell everyone about your kid’s penis. No one cares but you. It was 116 degrees in Pasadena yesterday and this tool thought it would be smart to light a fire about his kid’s dick. Toxic masculinity is men thinking they need to explode something because simply enjoying a baby party is for sissies. Oh, and of course I’m getting hate messages. Excuse me for having a cake for my family in 2008. Just because I’m the [gender reveal inventor] doesn’t mean I think people should burn down their communities.”

For the record, Karvunidis’ gender reveal method was a cake. And no one died, and no property was destroyed.
Donald _____ Jr., promoting his latest book that someone wrote for him, when asked why the _____ Administration hasn’t condemned the actions of that 17-year-old Kenosha murderer:

“We’re waiting for due process. We’re not jumping to a conclusion. If I put myself in [I won’t say his name], maybe I shouldn’t have been there. He’s a young kid. I don’t want 17-year-olds running around the street with AR-15s. Maybe I wouldn’t have put myself in that situation. Who knows? But we all do stupid things at 17. But we all have to let that process play out and let due process take its course.”

And when the host remarked that murdering people was a “little beyond stupid” Junior snapped:
“Really stupid—fine.”
Murdering people is really stupid. Funny, I also thought it was against the law, but for Diaper Don, as long as white people are murdering the ‘right’ people, it’s okay, buy kinda dumb.
Fuck off.
Pete Buttigieg, on _____’s comments about our fallen soldiers:

“When he was a young man, he faked a disability so he could avoid serving when it was his turn. We watched him refer to prisoners of war like John McCain as losers with our own eyes. If you are watching this at home, here’s how willing Donald _____ is to insult your intelligence. Today he denied he ever called John McCain a loser. Again, if you’re watching this at home, grab your phone, go on Google, you can see video of him doing it. You can see a tweet of him doing it. So, I think it’s pretty easy to figure out who to believe.”

Never _____. Never ever _____.

14 comments:

  1. (Pete Buttigieg)

    take care, stay safe, xoxo :-)

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  2. The stupid doesn't just burn anymore, it incinerates! Jr. should know stupid, he's the poster boy for it after all. If Kenosha's Killer Kid was Black, wearing a hoodie and carrying Skittles he'd be dead as a doornail. What the heck is a doornail anyway?

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  3. pete! (sigh)

    all the dumps and anyone associated with them should fuck right off!

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  4. My Pete! Smarter and more patriotic than the entire Grumfh family combined. Which, to be honest, is not too hard to do.

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  5. Support the US Post Office and send gender reveal cards? They're cheaper (especially if you make your own) and safer than fireworks!

    @Deedles - a door nail is a large nails that were used to hold the planks to the cross pieces of the door, although I have no idea where the saying dead as a door nail comes from. Just checked and the nail was bent over as it was hammered in and therefore could not be re-used for anything else (not that I am a nerd or anything)!

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  6. Thanks Helen! I love your erudite comments and your general nerditude has taught me stuff that I'm too lazy to look up :) I hope I'm using erudite in the right way. You never can tell these days.

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  7. @TDM
    Pete has joined Biden's transition team, so maybe he'll have a place in the Cabinet!

    @Deedles
    As usual, you are right, though I question your not knowing 'doornail' but how you easily toss around ten dollar words like 'erudite.' =) xoxo
    And now this .... The first, oldest, and most common of these similes is “dead as a doornail” which dates from 1350. Its meaning is disputed but most likely it referred to the costly metal nails hammered into the outer doors of the wealthy, which were clinched on the inside of the door and therefore were “dead,” that is, could not be used again.
    The More You Know and …. Shooting Star!

    @AM
    Yes. And YES!

    @Linda
    I need to see Pete in the White House. I think he'd be great!

    @Helen
    Great idea, and no one dies!

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  8. And of course, you have also heard that someone in ________ Administration has bee siphoning off money from the 9/11 responders fund, correct. https://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ny-fdny-911-health-program-treasury-20200910-s7yam67j6vhmhbdzg6ordanfdm-story.html

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  9. Culture, Bobulah, culture! I know what the saying means, just not the mechanics of it. Whereas I have run into erudite, and semi-erudite people, I have never run into a doornail. My mind cherry picks trivia, but I do kill at Scrabble!

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  10. Pete was right, of course. The draft dodger is a traitor.
    Oh Junior. You know he’s not gonna love you. Ever.
    Hahahahaha Bullshit Barbie is right!
    And uncle Joe is right. Cheeto has betrayed the country. Repeatedly.

    XoXo

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  11. I saw a meme that said, instead of blowing something up for gender reveal parties, simply have a wallet being opened -- if there's a dollar inside, the baby's male. If there's only 72 cents, the baby's female.

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  12. This whole Woodward thing has them spinning dizzily from one lie to another.

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  13. @Cool Cookie
    I was just reading that this morning. What a vile human being.

    @Deedles
    Well, I do know that you have a way wiyh words. And it's good to know you've stayed away from doornails!!!

    @Six
    I like that Pete says it like it is.
    If I Tweet at Junior, I always remind him that Daddy loves Ivanka more/
    xoxo

    @Debra
    Oh, that's good ...and bad ....and sad, cuz it's true.

    @Dave
    But they're _____'swords ....

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  14. Pete is so right. And so smart. Just look up the orange ogre's boasting about dodging the draft on Meet the Press back in 2015. Cokehead Jr. is a total tool. He knows he can't condemn that stupid 17 year old without pissing off his white supremacist supporters. Gender reveal lady? Meh. But I hope those responsible for those parties go to jail. Amen, Paul Eaton. And Bullshit Barbie is pathological. I hope she never gets another job. Ever. And JOE... kick it up a notch, dude. Make some gd noise... It's now or never.

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