I Didn't Say It ...

Pete Buttigieg, Democratic presidential hopeful, appeared on a Fox News Town Hall … oh yes, he did … and called out Fox News’ own Tucker Carlson and Laura Ingraham for their hateful speech:

 “A lot of folks in my party were critical of me even doing this with FOX News, and I get where that’s coming from, especially when you see what goes on with some of the opinion hosts on this network. When you got Tucker Carlson saying immigrants make America dirty, when you’ve got Laura Ingraham comparing detention centers with children in cages to summer camps…summer camps? Then there is a reason why anybody has to swallow hard and think twice before participating in this media ecosystem. But I also believe that even though some of those hosts are not always there in good faith, I think a lot of people who tune into this network, who do it in good faith. And there are a lot of Americans who my party can’t blame if they are ignoring our message because they will never hear it if we don’t go on and talk about it.”

Pete is running for all Americans.

Of note Elizabeth Warren was also asked to appear on a Fox News Town Hall and declined.

Just sayin’.

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_____, rampaging after Republican Congressman Justin Amash declared _____ was ripe for impeachment:

“Never a fan of [Amash], a total lightweight who opposes me and some of our great Republican ideas and policies just for the sake of getting his name out there through controversy. If he actually read the biased Mueller Report, ‘composed’” by 18 Angry Dems who hated _____, he would see that it was nevertheless strong on NO COLLUSION and, ultimately, NO OBSTRUCTION ... Anyway, how do you Obstruct when there is no crime and, in fact, the crimes were committed by the other side? Justin is a loser who sadly plays right into our opponents’ hands!”

Someone’s panties are in a twist, ands then there’s this: in this Tweet he calls the Mueller report ‘biased’ but also says it ‘totally exonerates’ him.

It cannot be both, asshat.

Hopefully more GOPers will join Amash and stand up for America and not simply lick to boots, or whatever, of _____.

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Laura Ingraham, Fox News harpy, trying to come for Pete Buttigieg after he denounced her remarks about child detention centers being akin to migrant children “summer camps”:

“Beyond his Boy Scout demeanor and Mayor Pete shtick, Buttigieg is but another creation of a media apparatus desperate to oust _____. And as I’m sure you saw again and again on the other networks, he showed this unattractive strain last night. But it is hard to patronize and condescend your way to win the nomination. You can’t do it. You got to treat the people like they deserve to be treated. Forget Mayor Pete, maybe we should call him Pope Pete, because don’t you love how because he attends church, we are supposed to treat him like the be-all and end-all moral authority, or the arbiter or of who is and who is not operating in good faith. I think we need a papal proclamation. This eager beaver mayor has perfected the art of mild-mannered extremism.”

I love how one of _____’s personal media lapdogs is trying to use some kind of media desperation as a way to denigrate Pete, when her very own network, and her own racist flapping lips, are used to snog _____’s flabby ass.

And Laura? Don’t worry about calling him Pope Pete, President Pete will do just fine.

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Trevor Noah, on Pete Buttigieg’s recent Fox News Town Hall:

“Aww, poor _____! You realize what happened here? The news network that he loves the most flirted with a younger, hotter candidate and he’s clearly shook. He’s clearly shook. You heard when his voice broke. _____ is basically a guy scrolling through his ex’s Instagram, trying to act like he doesn’t care. He’s just like (in _____ voice), ‘Look at this new guy. This new guy FOX is with, what a loser. His boobs are way smaller than mine. You know what’d be funny is if I followed him totally as a prank.'”

It is funny, because it’s true._____ is jealous … and scared.

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Kellyanne Conway, feuding with Nancy Pelosi for “treating her like the maid”:

“When she was finished I said, respectfully, ‘Madam Speaker, would you like to address some of the specifics the president talked about,’ [and she said] ‘I don’t—I talk to the president, I don’t talk to staff. [L]et’s face it, she is the sixth-most rich member of Congress, she treats everybody like they’re her staff. She treats me like I’m either her maid or her driver or her pilot or her makeup artist and I’m not.”

No, Kellyanne, you’re _____’s bitch and you’re good with that. You aren’t worthy of being Nancy’s maid, driver, dog-sitter.

Siddown.

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