THE VERY BEST
Julianna Moore looked like she’d already won the Oscar when she stepped on the carpet … full-on classic movie star.
THE WORST OF ALL
Paltrow. We all know she gets her vagina steamed so it will open like a beautiful flower, but did she have to wear it on her shoulder? Is it being set out to dry?
THE BESTEST MAN
Chris Pine. He oozes hot. He oozes it so much that every time he appeared onscreen last night—which, thankfully, was often—I’d pause the TV and just stare. Carlos.Was.Not.Amused.
THE STIFF MEN
… AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY [clockwise]
Is it me, or do Josh Hutcherson and Michael Keaton look like their tuxedos are a size too small. I’m afraid for a wardrobe malfunction if either one stretched too much.
Hannah Bagshawe, with new hubby, and Oscar winner, Eddie Redmayne on her arm.
Sophie Hunter Cumberbatch’d her arm, too.
Aniston may not have gotten a nom, but she got a hot man … nom nom nom.
Kelly Preston with a life-sized wax figure of Liberace, The Early Years, on her arm. Why?