Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Bits'n'Pieces



Let's lay this out simply. Ethan Hawke wrote and article for Rolling Stone magazine in which he refers to an argument that Kris Kristofferson had with an "unamed" country start way back in '03.

In the story, Hawke claimed he witnessed the confrontation backstage at a concert for Willie Nelson's 70th birthday. Now, Hawke doesn't mention Toby Keith by name, but he does say that Kristofferson argued with a country singer who "had a monster hit about bombing America's enemies back into the stone age."

A year earlier, Toby Keith sang "Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (The Angry American)" that threatened retribution for the 9/11 attacks.

The argument allegedly began with the "Star" telling Kristofferson: "None of that lefty %$&^ out out there tonight, Kris."

Hawke said Kristofferson then angrily confronted said "Star" and asked him if he had ever served in the military. "Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man's life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not, so shut the ^%$& up. You don't know what the hell you are talking about."

So, Toby Keith, obviously the schoolyard bully of his day, lit into Ethan Hawke backstage at the Academy of Country Music Awards, saying the story wasn't true, and adding that Hawke did not name him in the story because he did not want to face him later.

"I don't know Ethan Hawke. Ethan Hawke wanted to do some kind of superficial Rolling Stone article. And he did everything he could to make his story the greatest story ever in Rolling Stone," Keith said. "And it was a fictitious %$&^ing lie. O.K?

"He didn't even call me by my name. ... He called Norah Jones, Ray Charles, everybody else by name. Willie (Nelson), Kris (Kristofferson). Why didn't he call my name? Why didn't he say Toby Keith walked through and said this $%^#? Right? You know why. You know why. You know as good as anybody why. He didn't want to %^$#ing deal with the aftermath."

Sounds like Toby Keith has his panties in a bunch.

Ethan Hawke's spokeswoman did not comment.
Rolling Stone stands by the story and Hawke's reporting.
Kris Kristofferson says he does not recall the incident, "That was six years ago....This is the last statement I will put out about this nonsense."

A few years back Toby Keith also did verbal battle with the Dixie Chicks over their comments about War Criminal George W Bush.

The Chicks responded by wearing T-shirts with a message for Keith.

It said FUTK.

I concur.
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Two paparazzi say they “narrowly escaped death” when Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen’s security guards fired at them outside her beachside wedding to Tom Brady in Costa Rica last Saturday. No one was reported hurt in the incident, but Costa Rica police are investigating.

“Are they insane?” photographer Yuri Cortez told INF Daily, after covering the wedding for INF picture agency. “I could have lost my life for the sake of some pictures that Gisele didn’t want published. I couldn’t believe it when I realized what they had done.”

Apparently, the photographers were discovered hiding in the brush near Gisele’s estate taking pictures when they were rousted by the newlyweds’ security guards, who marched the men up to Bundchen’s villa and ordered them to surrender their photos and video.

Rumor has it Bundchen had a deal with a Brazilian magazine for exclusive rights to the wedding photos and didn't want to lose out on her payday.

The men refused to turn over their film, and fled with the security guards in hot pursuit.
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Dumbass Bill O'Reilly spoke about American Idol alleged gay contestant on his show the other night, because apparently there is no real news to cover, and he does love to mock the gay community. He talked about the "embarrassing pictures" of Lambert kissing another male--all the while covering up the liplock so as not to rile his conservative audience and send them into a homosexual panic where they run amok and kill innocent homos.

Then he goes on to imply that because America votes on AI, would they really, God forbid, vote a queer as the top singer? How....what......who?

He finishes by making a lame-ass joke about whether or not illegal immigrants can vote on AI.
Bill O'Reilly, Asshat For All Seasons.

3 comments:

Beth said...

I love it how he feels compelled to argue with the two women, even though they both immediately and emphatically state that if Adam is gay, it will not affect the outcome of the show whatsoever, and in fact, Adam is incredibly talented. I got the impression that the women wanted to say, "Bill, that's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard." Haha!

By the way, Adam was UNBELIEVABLE last night. A standing O from Simon?! Wow! Ken and I liked this guy from the auditions, and he just keeps getting better. I loves me some Adam!

Hugs, Beth

Mark said...

I don't really care for Adam.

Dan said...

I can not stand Toby Kieth! Self righteous asswhipe!