I Didn't Say It ...

Will Hurd, former GOP Congressman from Texas, on _____’s reaction to the election:

“A sitting president undermining our political process and questioning the legality of the voices of countless Americans without evidence is not only dangerous and wrong, it undermines the very foundation this nation was built upon. Every American should have his or her vote counted.”

He may be out of office now—Hurd chose not to run for reelection—but he’s proven himself one of the few in the GOP with the spine and the balls to take on _____ and the GOP Cowards.

Thank you for your service.

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Kayleigh McEnany, AKA Bullshit Barbie, in an interview  with Fox News, saying the _____ campaign would challenge the counting of mail-in ballots in the Supreme Court:

"We believe every vote on Election Day should be counted but it's those that arrive after the Election Day that we are fighting in court."

Fox News host Bret Baier reminded Bullshit Barbie that. last month SCOTUS allowed ballots postmarked by Election Day but received up to three days later can be counted.

Doh! Even Fox News isn’t really having this.

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John Fetterman, Pennsylvania Lt. Governor, on _____’s false remarks about illegal ballot dumps:

“The president is no different than any other random internet troll saying crazy things that have no basis in reality. That’s not the case and it’s not true. And Twitter constantly puts those kinds of statements on hold and none of those [have] any factual basis.”

Random internet troll!! Loves it, but … anyone else terrified of meeting Fetterman in a dark alley??

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Pam Bondi, former Florida Attorney General, who infamously took a $25,000 campaign donation bribe from _____ before deciding to drop a _____ University investigation, spreading voter fraud claims on Fox & Friends:

“For every vote that came in late, that was postmarked late…that discounts every legal vote that come in. That means all the good residents who are all supporting us in Pennsylvania, their votes don’t count by these fake ballots that are coming in late. And they are not letting us watch the process.”

Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy asked Bondi to clarify her “fake ballots” comment and she responded “there could be. That’s the problem.”

But she has no proof, she’s just talking out of her ass, like any good _____ lapdog.

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Danell Leyva, Olympic gymnast, on coming out as bisexual, or perhaps pansexual:

“I hope to one day live in a world where your sexuality is as irrelevant as whether you’re right or left-handed. You know, it’s such a non-issue. It literally means nothing that if you’re just like, ‘Oh, you’re left-handed? That’s cool. Oh, you’re bi? That’s cool. The only way we can do that, we can achieve that, is by making it normal, by doing things like what I did by coming out publicly.” [But] I didn’t think it was gonna blow up the way it did. In the post, I said that I’m still trying to figure out between whether I’m bi or pan. It was nice to have people be like, ‘You don’t have to label it. You don’t have to just be ‘a thing.’ It’s an ever-changing fluid thing, so you don’t have to worry about that.’ That was nice because that was certainly reassuring.”

Welcome out, Dannell, and please accept a sour gift the Official Coming Out Toaster Oven™ and a copy of the Gay Agenda ... which includes our pansexual friends.

You don't need any label, well, except for the 'bendy' one ... cuz you are so bendy.

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Brian Kilmeade, FOX & Friends host, saying _____ should quit Twitter because they keep censoring his lies:

“Why do you patronize a big-tech company like this when they continue to show a lack of respect for you? The president should start. If the president takes his followers and goes somewhere else, that will be a tweetstorm.”

I have two words: Good.Bye. And two more:Good.Riddance.

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Adrian Tam, who beat a Proud Boy to become the only out gay man in Hawaii’s House of Representatives, on his historic win:

“I always say representation matters. I am glad that I can bring that perspective to the legislature when it comes to making decisions. I always say a legislature should reflect what a state looks like. I am glad to be the only one, but I hope I am not the last one.”

You won’t be the last, but, as all are, you are welcome to your seat at the table, and to bring LGBTQ+ representation to Hawaii.

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