Bobservations

Carlos and I were back at the eye doctor last week because his prescription wasn’t quite right. As we arrived, the same woman that always checks us in greeted us, and told Carlos to sign in. I walked around the counter with him to show him the sigh-in sheet, and the woman and I were discussing the weather.

On the way home, I said to Carlos:

“The woman at the front desk is a lesbian.”

“Why? Because she has pink hair?”

"No, because she said her wife told her to drive carefully this morning because it was raining.”

Uh huh.

It’s not that he’s egotistical, it’s just that no story is as good as a Tuxedo story …or so he tells me.

A group of MAGAts and Proud Boys and Nazis took to the streets of DC last weekend to protest the non-existent voter fraud claim put forward by their Grand Orange Dragon.

Dubbed the Million MAGA March, the crowd, in fact, barely topped twenty thousand, proving they can’t count people and they can’t count votes.

Security has been heightened all across France in the wake of terror attacks, and so the Trillade Primary School in Avignon has been closing and locking the gates at 8:30 in the morning. The gates re-open at 10:00 AM, but some parents don’t have time for that, so they, well, they … they … they hurl their children over the locked gates.

And it has become such a problem that the school had to remind the parents that their children are actual human beings and not sacks of rubbish thrown to the curb on pick-up day.

Seriously.

If he only knew, he might be nicer about this mess.

It seems that _____‘s defeat will make it easier for Democrats to get his tax returns, and some prominent lawmakers plan to keep the heat on the incoming Biden administration and House leaders to deliver. Once Biden controls the Treasury Department, his administration could simply hand over the long-sought records to Congress.

But … Biden is casting himself as a moderate uniter, and releasing _____’s returns looks a little vindictive and we have bigger fish to fry … COVID-19?Rememberthat?

Plus, the state of New York will go after _____.

If you didn’t love Dolly Parton before—and why the hell didn’t you—you gotta love her now.

Dolly trended on social media earlier this week when it was revealed that she donated $1 million to help Moderna develop the coronavirus vaccine it said this week was 94.5% effective. Parton’s contribution to Vanderbilt University Medical Center was made in honor of her longtime friend, Dr. Naji Abumrad, who is a professor of surgery.

And that’s just one more reason to love her ..though you don’t really need another reason.

I don’t watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette because I’m not really into televised prostitution but … I do watch Good Morning America and they have recaps of the show so that’s where I heard this.

This “season” on The Bachelorette, there was a woman being whored out to 26 or so men. But very early on she fell in love with one guy, and he with her, so they left the show. So, what do producers do? They bring in a new girl to whore out to the remaining bachelors, because women are interchangeable like that.

Like I said, televised prostitution, whether it’s the bachelor or the bachelorette.

Giuseppe Giofrè. Yum.

He’s a twenty-seven-year-old whippersnapper, singer, model, and hip-hop dancer from Gioia Tauro, Italy, and he's totally adorable.

He’s also a hot piece of meat,

That’s all.