Lara _____ Sucks Up To Pussy Grabbing Father-In-Law

We’re one year into America Held Hostage and once again millions of women took to the streets to express their disapproval of the lying hypocritical misogynistic homophobic transphobic racist Fat Bastard.

Thanks women. You rule; and one day soon, you will, literally, rule.

But even some of you aren’t all that a bag of chips: case in point, the woman who married Eric the Dumb, Lara _____, appeared on “Fox & Friends” and trashed those one-million-plus women who marched.

When asked an unrelated question about celebrities criticizing Melania _____’s do-nothing anti-bullying campaign, because, seriously, what’s going on what that, Lara said she was “so disappointed to see the Women’s March wasn’t just about women”:

“It was more of a hateful, anti-_____ protest, which I think is really sad because this president has done so much for women.”

And then she began naming the women her adulterer father-in-law has helped, though she steered clear of porn stars and women whose pussies he grabbed, and mentioned the Hounds of Hell, Kellyanne, Sarah and Betsy.

Yes, that was the best she could do. Kellyanne, Sarah and Betsy. Oh my.

And then, in true _____-style misogyny, Lara insisted that these women “out there are so anti-Trump, and I don’t even think they know why. They just think that’s the thing to do.”

Really, Lara, Really? These women marched and they didn’t know why? Maybe it was to remind the Fat Bastard that women’s rights are equal rights, that women have control over their own health care issues, that women be paid equally for doing the same job as their male counterparts, that women not have to endure being ridiculed or pussy grabbed by orange trolls and their ilk.

You can make fun, you can suggest that these women don’t know why they’re marching, but you’re only energizing them more and more.

The Women’s March in 2017 was huge, and this year some marches were even bigger, and that’s causing a lot of women, and women of color, to run for office and win elections in places where the man who signs your paycheck, because, let’s face it, you don’t really have any marketable skills except being a tool, beat your father-in-law back.

And then you can just go back to being Mrs. Dumb One.