One of the Whores from MTV's Jersey Shores...Oh, wait, wouldn't that be all of them? Yes. it would. And I kid like that. But I'm gonna single out The One who calls himself The Situation.
See, he's planning on releasing his own scent; kinda like a cat does, I imagine. And then you have to call Stanley Steamers to come out and clean off the sofa. But, seriously folks, he's going to have his own cologne.
I believe it'll be a mix of raw sewage, New Jersey shoreline, sunscreen with an SPF of -12, backroom at The Bar, and a hint of desperation mixed in with a third grade education.
From what I hear, though, it only lasts Fifteen Minutes.
hehe
ReplyDeletefunny!
I was going to post about this, but I think I may just quote yours instead.
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Maybe the cologne should be called The Stenchuation.
ReplyDeleteWhy?
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ madtexter... "the stenchuation!" Now, that's funny!
ReplyDeleteWHORES!!!!! I CAN'T STAND THAT SHOW!
ReplyDeleteLOL x 3
ReplyDeleteI am so glad I missed this whole show. ALl the bits about it I've read make it sound like mediocre soft core porn, and I already get plenty of that.
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