When You Hire Stupid, You Get Stupid

Paris Hilton is being sued.

No, not for being a vacuous nobody with a penchant for fame-whoring and sex tapes.

No, not for her horrendous ability to turn music into screeching.

No, not because she couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag.

She's being sued for NOT doing what she does best: Get publicity.

It seems some fools hired Paris "Empty-Headed"Hilton to be in a movie.

I know! First mistake!

But now they say Paris didn't do enough to promote the movie and the production company, Worldwide Entertainment Group--is that any relation to ACME of Roadrunner fame--is seeking some $8.3 million in damages. But Paris is having none of it, saying, and I quote, "Any chance I got, any red carpet, any press, if I was doing something for another product … I would just bring it up."

Yes, while talking about something else, she'd mention that she made a direct-to-DVD movie.

Good effort, asshat.

But here's the kicker: Hilton';s lawyer, one Micahel Weinstein, says, with a straight face, "She's the single busiest person on the planet."

Hilton had no comment.

Why?

She's on vacation in the Caribbean.

Busy busy busy.