This'n'That

Oprah and the chicken.

Oprah. And chicken.

Oprah. She teamed up with KFC, apparently, to give away a two-piece grilled chicken meal. okay, so that's nice, except you need access to a computer and printer to get the freakin' coupon.

Oprah? Honey? Yeah, down here, on Earth. Not everyone has access to a computer, especially not the people you say you're trying to help.

Seriously, are the minions that do her thinking for her on holiday?

But, and this is just a thought. Maybe Oprah is teaming with KFC to give away all that chicken so she won't be tempted to eat it all herself.

Just sayin'.

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Paula Abdul.

Performing.

On American Idol.

Lip-syncing some truly horrendous song and dancing like an old blind woman who fell out of her walker and is trying to find it again.

Seriously, Paula, it was like watching Britney's grandma perform.

It isn't the 1890s (and that is not a typo) anymore. Your time has, thankfully, come and gone.

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Amanda, I don't know her last name so I'll call her by her Native American name, Amanda Whitetrash Poledancer, on Make Me A Supermodel, who says she walks around her house nude so her son can see and won't turn out gay.

Believe me, honey, the sight of your skinny-ass-flabby-body-and-pancake-breasts would turn anyone off women.

Go away. Before someone drops a house on you.

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Perez Hilton is the new spokesman for the gay community?

Really?

If I could, I'd turn in my toaster oven and go back to being straight--'cuz you all know, it's easy like that.

Perez Hilton is taking this Carrie Prejean crap too far and showing up everywhere as the expert on gay marriage and equality. But he isn't.

He's a fame-whore who is using this issue to put his face out there.

He called Prejean a dumb bitch for her statements?

Back 'atcha, Perez.

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The Fashion Show.

I know, I know, we're all waiting for the David Dust recap, but I gotta say I was less than impressed. There's all kinda crazy on that show, which is good, except some of this crazy ain't the real crazy, it's TV crazy. And I do loves me some Isaac Mizrahi, but Kelly Rowland is a fashion expert?

Since when does being one of Beyonce's back-up singers and attending fashion shows make you an expert?

Plus, she's kind of a bitch....and not in a good way.

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Paris Hilton.

Lindsey Lohan.

That's all.