Scoop This

While one notable member of the recently ousted regime just won't shut up, his puppet-boy is, well, cleaning up dog dookie.

President George W. Bush was walking former first dog Barney in his new Dallas neighborhood when it stopped in a neighbor's yard for relief.

"And there I was, former president of the United States of America, with a plastic bag on my hand," he told a group of graduating high school students in New Mexico on Thursday. "Life is returning back to normal....I no longer feel that great sense of responsibility that I had when I was in the Oval Office. And frankly, it's a liberating feeling."

Sheesh, W, you've gone from leader of the free world to pooper-scooper. Nice transition.

But, uh, could you do us a favor? We've stepped in some Cheney recently--because, frankly, he's everywhere--and wonder if you could help scrape it off our country?