Thursday, October 15, 2026

Bobservations

There’s this thing at our house where I go back to the office to pay bills, work on my blog, do paperwork, or whatever, and Carlos comes back about every few minutes to ask me this or that, or show him this or that. I always joke that if I want Carlos around just get on the computer and he’ll show up.

Last Saturday, he did just that; every four minutes or so … help move a table … fix the new duster he bought … tell him what color that shirt is. The last time he came back, I answered his question and then told Siri to set a five-minute Carlos-Is-Going-To-Annoy-Me timer and she said:

“You five-minute Annoy Me timer is set.”

I.Died.

Carlos.Sulked.

This episode of Cats is from August 2011 and is entitled WTF? It's Monday And I'm As Happy As A Basket Of Cats

Except these two don't look so happy .......

The late greats MaxGoldberg and Tuxedo, BFFs.

One of Cankles lapdogs is of the Homosexual breed and is named Scott Bessent ... why he would work for an anti-LQBTQ+ asshat is amazing to me ... but even more amazing is that this week Bessent actually said that Cankles told him all of Melanie’s female friends—AKA other Slovenian hookers—have asked to be set up with Bessent but are stunned he’s gay.

Uh huh.

Now to scrub my eyes and mind of everything Bessent, howsabout some outdoorsy cakes?

Talk about a foot fetish.

Alexander Skarsgård is well known for his fashion fearlessness, and his latest promotional tour he hit the “Wicker” red carpet in London in an eye-catching all-gold Saint Laurent suit and some freaky footwear.

What say you about the shoes?

For those of you drinking the Amazon Kool-Aid please remember this every Prime Day …

Bezos and Amazon help fuel ICEstapo deportation.

Bezos and Amazon gave $100 million to Cankles’ inauguration,

Bezos and Amazon scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Cankles.

Bezos and Amazon donated to Cankles’ ballroom and the destruction of the East Wing.

Bezos and Amazon want to reboot The Apprentice with Cankles’ Coke-headed son.

Seriously. Eat the rich.

Kacey Musgraves has zero fucks to give and took a swipe at fired former Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem, after Noem took slammed Musgraves for having Texas Senate candidate James Talarico at her concert over the weekend by saying:

“I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.”

Smack! Bam! Pow!

And then … Kacey Musgraves has a mariachi band of teenage brothers detained by the ICEstapo open another one of her concerts in Texas.

That’s the energy we need.

Raphael Diogo is an American model of Brazilian descent, renowned for his undeniable presence in the fashion industry and his background as a Ju-Jitsu world champion so Would You Let Him Hit You or Would You Hit It?

2 comments:

  1. I have been a longtime fan of Kacey Musgraves!!!! A beautiful soul in and out.

    The cats photo cracks me up. It's like there both saying sooooo, which one of us is getting out...but neither budge.

    Scott Bessent is nuts. And boy did she get grilled hot and heavy a few times by house and senate investigations. I'm sure he ran to the closet glory hole to have some alone time after those.

    And thank you for the Amazon reminder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Why ANYONE supports this company and orders shit from them, or uses one of their services, I'll never understand. Might as well be throwing gas on a fire. Just get off the lazy ass and support a local store or into a store to buy it. I hope I live long enough to see this company burn to the ground. Their standards, morals and ass kissing for little taxes and mistreatment of workers is so highly appalling!!!!!!! Supporting them to me is as bad as a vote for the Dump...you might not like him but by supporting your adding to the problems....it's right next to wearing Crocs in my book!!!! And we know how I feel about those shitty things.

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  2. I think that both you and Carlos should mimic Alexander Skarsgård's brave outfit and then cruise down to Camden's cultural quarter for cocktails in The Steeplechase Sports Bar and Grill.

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