Bobservations

Last night I was getting ready to go to bed and walked into the living room to kiss Carlos goodnight. Then I went to the front door, opened it and stepped out onto the porch:

“Are you turning off the Christmas lights?”

“No. I’m leaving you.”

“Okay. Goodbye.”

Luckily, I only left him for about twenty seconds and then I came back home.

Isn’t it funny just how quickly Miss Lindsey and Rafael Cruz forgot all about Herschel Walker. Why it’s almost as if they were just pandering that poor delusional man for votes.

Need more posts about religious perverts? Howsabout Hillsong church founder Pastor Brian Houston allegedly telling a man who had been repeatedly raped Houston’s father when he was a child that it was “all your fault, you tempted my father.”

It’s the seven-year-old child’s fault a grown man raped him. Fuck off pastor.

Scientology promises that if you reach the upper levels you won't get cancer but Kirstie Alley was OT8 and died from cancer this week.

Scientology is a cult and you can add Kirstie Alley’s name to the list of people they’ve killed.

After praising Adolf Hitler last week, Kanye West and new buddy, Nazi Nick Fuentes, sat down with Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes to demand that Jewish people “forgive Hitler”:

“Jews should work for Christians,. I’ll hire a Jewish person in a second if I knew they weren’t a spy and I could look through their phone and follow through their house and have a camera all in their living room.”

Someone needs to lay hands on Kanye … and put him in a hospital where he can get back on his meds.

Metzger Bar and Butchery, a restaurant in the Union Hill neighborhood of Richmond canceled a reservation for a private event being held by a conservative Christian organization, citing the group’s opposition to same-sex marriage and abortion rights:

“We have always refused service to anyone for making our staff uncomfortable or unsafe and this was the driving force behind our decision.”

Hate should always have its reservations canceled.

The Red Oak Community School in Ohio canceled its “Holi-Drag Storytime” event last week at the last minute due to a security threat from the Ohio Chapter of the Proud Boys.

Proud Boys? Seriously? With ball caps pulled down low on their heads and masks covering their faces? Chickenshit little unemployed basement living gamers whose mothers want them gone is more like it.

On the other side of the coin, a group of protestors gathered at the Staten Island Children’s Museum to oppose a “Drag Story Hour” but their jeers had little effect.

In fact, the event’s organizer, Yun-Hee Proffit, said the protest, led by local artist Scott LoBaido, up there with his idol, achieved the opposite of its intended effect by reinforcing their drive to host more events that promote acceptance and inclusivity.

Meanwhile … Myrtle Beach Police are working to determine who emailed a bomb threat to the Mr. Fish Seafood Restaurant that led to the evacuation of a drag show brunch. The email read:

“We have placed several bombs in the Mr Fish Restaurant … We are not terrorists hurt children which is why you have this warning to evacuate. You b—— are all child abusers and will all burn in hell. This event is grooming children. For all of human history its been known that the innonence of children should be preserved, you are scarring the future generations with your perverted fantasizes. You deserve to die and we will kill all you f—— for preying on children.”

I suggest a course in spelling first because this note, perhaps written in crayon, was penned by a moron.

Actor-writer-producer—Christian loon Kirk Cameron wrote a children’s book that celebrates family, faith and biblical wisdom and wanted to hold Christian Story Hours, but over 50 public libraries have either outright rejected him or not responded to requests on his behalf. And better still, many of those libraries are actively offering “drag queen” story hours or similar programs for kids and young people.

The Rochambeau Public Library in Providence, Rhode Island, for instance, told Cameron and his book publisher:

“No, we will pass on having you run a program in our space. We are a very queer-friendly library. Our messaging does not align.”

Buh bye.

Shannon Epstein, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s niece, was likely drunk and high when she was kicked off a Spirit Airlines flight after causing a ruckus on a flight from New Orleans to New Jersey  by acting aggressively and asking a Latino family sitting nearby if they were “smuggling cocaine.” She later screamed at police:

“Do you know who I am? I’m Chris Christie’s daughter and you’re so f—ed. You will lose your job over this s—. I know [Thing 45]. By this time tomorrow you will both be in jail. What the f— did I do? I’m a lesbian. Is that it? Do you want to put your dick in me? That’s it, isn’t it. That’s what this is all about? You want to put your dick in my mouth, don’t you? You’re so f—ed, you asshole.”

During her arrest, Epstein kicked, bit, scratched, and spat on police officers, and accused them of thinking she had, ahem, “cocaine in my pussy.” She’s been charged with multiple felony counts and is free after posting $10,750 in bail. Christie has not responded to press inquiries.

Paolo Busti is an Italian model and dancer, and limber AF, but the real question is: Would You Hit It?