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I love a good cheating scandal as much as the next queen but
I never thought I’d find it on Good Morning America with Amy Robach and T.J.
Holmes. Now, the cheaters would like y’all to know that they are not cheaters because “sources” claim they
actually started bumping uglies after leaving their respective spouses. My Thought: But then why did Amy and T.J. just run the New York
City Marathon with Amy’s husband. Former actor Andrew Shue, just a month ago? Doesn’t sound like Shue
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We all know Drake will never be friends with Taylor Swift or
anti-Semitic future presidential loser Kanye West, but perhaps it has something
to do with his choice of birthday gifts? To celebrate pal DJ Khaled’s
47th
birthday, Drake gave his friend FOUR luxurious toilets. My Thought: Either Drake thinks he and Khaled’s friendship is
“in the crapper” or he thinks the two of them are “the shits.” |
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I forgave Jennifer Hudson for stealing my vocal stylings and
for robbing me of the one role I was born to play … Effie Melody White in Dreamgirls,
and for getting a talk show first, but now Miss Thing has crossed a line.
Rumor has it JHud and Common might be a thing after Common was seen
picking JHud up after filming her talk show in Burbank. My Thought: ♪ ♫ And I am telling you, I'm not going ♫ ♪ ... to forgive this one so easily. |
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I think Madge is not feeling so thirsty this week, but thank
the goddesses that Jennifer Lopez is still parched, and still selling her
marriage to Ben Affleck as the stuff of which dreams are made. It seems JLo is doing
a follow-up to her album This Is Me…Then called This Is Me…Now inspired by her love with Ben. And even better she is said to
be desperate to reboot Gigli, that box office and critical
disaster that basically ended their romance. My Thought: Someone get JLo a juice box stat before she
remakes this film and ends the love story for the ages ... again. |
Well I admit to not know how much of this gossip, but I did hear about the Good Morning America scandal. As I don't watch it during the week I have no idea who they are, but on the weekend Good Morning Edition I'm more concerned about the hunky Witt Johnson. Damn is he cute and the most gorgeous eyes.
ReplyDeleteWhit is hot, yes indeed.
DeleteToilets as a present? Drake (whoever he is) would do better giving to a charity to enable people who don't have running water to access clean water and gift the donation. He and the toilet recipient are presumably rich enough to not need expensive gifts?
ReplyDeleteIf your go-to gift is a fancy toilet, then perhaps you need a rethink.
DeleteOr maybe DJ Khaled is most creative when sitting on a shitter? Gigi? The musical about grooming little girls to be prostitutes? A revival of Gigi just died horrifically on Broadway because... well... little girls. So, why does JLo's interest in this not surprise me.
ReplyDeleteIf that's his "creative outlet" I am glad I know little to nothing about him.
DeleteJLo is taking Madge's crown as Thirst Queen™ for the week.
Also astonished at toilets as gifts!
ReplyDeleteAm doing Christmas shopping today
so if I get flummoxed...maybe I'll
think about it!
xoxo :-)
If a "friend" ever gave me a toilet as a gift ... 👊🏽
Deletexoxo
Those must be some toilets! I'm happy to say I don’t even know who some of these people are.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what it says to give your friend a toilet, and I don't ever want to know!
DeleteI saw "Gigli" back in the day and I actually didn't think it was THAT bad. But why she'd want to remake it I can't imagine.
ReplyDeleteToilets? As a gift? That's bizarre.
I think it was the end of their relationship because the public just didn't want to see them any longer.
DeleteJLo seems destined to have history repeat.
Of course Drake buys luxury toilets for his friends. He's Canadian. We're a very practical people.
ReplyDeleteI'm'a stay quiet and let you have that one, Debra! 😁
DeleteOkay, let' get this part out of the way. Clears throat. And I'm telling you, you was robbed Bob! (I can't do the musical note thingies)
ReplyDeleteNow for the toilets, I would love those! Maybe DJ Dickhead has those low to the floor crappers that are made for Hobbits. I'm a semi-tall, semi-muscular (okay, fat) woman and I get stuck on those things. Gravity helps me down, but sheer will gets me up again. A handrail works too. Just saying that we don't know the whole story. I hope we never do.
I was robbed!!!! Thank you, Dearest Deedles.
DeleteAnd I don't need The Full Toilet Story, in any way shape or form.
after his Oscar-robbed performance in 'Pitch Perfect 3', I'd think DJ Khalid could afford his own pooperies.
ReplyDeleteI mean, c'mon, I can afford my own poopery!
DeleteI will now and forever be saying, "I will be in the poopery."
sometimes you're only to the Whiz Palace
DeleteWell, I watch the Today Show, so have missed all of the scandalous activity at GMA - not. Though I did have to Google Whit Johnson. Maybe DJ Khaled needed the toilets to go with all of his shoes?
ReplyDeleteWill he flush his shoes???
DeleteDon't need the imagery but dickhead Khaled has emphatically stated he does not do cunnilingus...I have never as well but that is beside the point. This is like a gay man stating he does not suck dick.
ReplyDeleteKhaled clearly needs a filter.
DeleteDrake's real name is Aubrey Drake Graham so I shall be calling him Aubrey Graham from now on. I must confess, though I know he is a big star on the rap music scene, I have never listened to a single "song" he has created. Perhaps he thought the toilets were big white telephones or more likely DJ Khaled probably needs specially reinforced toilets for the times his factory pumps out especially big bombs.
ReplyDeleteSo much imagery here ... I need to scrub my eyeballs!
DeleteDrake will not be friends with Taylor Swift because she is well above the age of consent
ReplyDeleteA toilet for every room in the house?
ReplyDeleteToilets have never been on my gift list
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