via NBC News
American Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina
Yes, that’s the headline and I’m still shuddering. I mean, sure, for some of you it might be heaven, but for me it’s a place I’ve never been and hope to never visit, like Oklahoma.
But last week in Germany, an American exchange student — his name ALLEGEDLY withheld out of embarrassment — found himself in need of rescuing when he became trapped inside a giant vagina … sculpture. Apparently he tried to climb inside it, and apparently he’s a straight young man because, well, gay men, and got himself stuck.
A total of 22 rescue workers with special equipment were deployed to the scene to birth the young man from the vagina with their bare hands.
I’m still sh-sh-sh-aking just writing about it.