Tuesday, June 24, 2014

The Stuff Of Nightmares ... At Least Mine

American Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina

Yes, that’s the headline and I’m still shuddering. I mean, sure, for some of you it might be heaven, but for me it’s a place I’ve never been and hope to never visit, like Oklahoma.

But last week in Germany, an American exchange student — his name ALLEGEDLY withheld out of embarrassment — found himself in need of rescuing when he became trapped inside a giant vagina … sculpture. Apparently he tried to climb inside it, and apparently he’s a straight young man because, well, gay men, and got himself stuck.

A total of 22 rescue workers with special equipment were deployed to the scene to birth the young man from the vagina with their bare hands.

I’m still sh-sh-sh-aking just writing about it.

via NBC News


anne marie in philly said...

believe me, it's NOTHING you wanna see; think of a dark train tunnel.

I own one and meh; it's not the great and powerful almighty second coming.

the dogs' mother said...

a) WHY did someone think a giant vagina was worthy of all the work that went into making it.
b) is there a giant penis nearby?
c) were any firefighters treated for strains and sprains trying not to laugh?
d)least surprising - as for the teenage boy getting stuck in it - well, he's a teenage boy doing stupid things are part of the job description.

Helen Lashbrook said...

Just saw this on the BBC website and thought of you!

Bob Slatten said...

Oh Helen! How could you!!!! =)

viktor kerney said...

I did once

Bob Slatten said...

Well, I never!!! =)

Blobby said...

I've been near one once.....when my mother gave birth to me. That was enough.

Biki Honko said...

Bob, I'm with you all the way on the shuddering! I wouldnt have gotten within viewing distance of the hideous thingy.