American Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina
Yes, that’s the headline and I’m still shuddering. I mean, sure, for some of you it might be heaven, but for me it’s a place I’ve never been and hope to never visit, like Oklahoma.
But last week in Germany, an American exchange student — his name ALLEGEDLY withheld out of embarrassment — found himself in need of rescuing when he became trapped inside a giant vagina … sculpture. Apparently he tried to climb inside it, and apparently he’s a straight young man because, well, gay men, and got himself stuck.
A total of 22 rescue workers with special equipment were deployed to the scene to birth the young man from the vagina with their bare hands.
I’m still sh-sh-sh-aking just writing about it.
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believe me, it's NOTHING you wanna see; think of a dark train tunnel.
ReplyDeleteI own one and meh; it's not the great and powerful almighty second coming.
a) WHY did someone think a giant vagina was worthy of all the work that went into making it.
ReplyDeleteb) is there a giant penis nearby?
c) were any firefighters treated for strains and sprains trying not to laugh?
d)least surprising - as for the teenage boy getting stuck in it - well, he's a teenage boy doing stupid things are part of the job description.
Just saw this on the BBC website and thought of you!
ReplyDeleteOh Helen! How could you!!!! =)
ReplyDeleteI did once
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ReplyDeleteWell, I never!!! =)
I've been near one once.....when my mother gave birth to me. That was enough.
ReplyDeleteBob, I'm with you all the way on the shuddering! I wouldnt have gotten within viewing distance of the hideous thingy.
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